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So rather than a hiatus (because actually rp helps keep me sane) I have decided to move all my blogs to sideblogs aligned to a roleplay hub! Hopefully this’ll keep things nice and tidy! Like this post if you’d like a link!

[ofhammerlocke-a]

So rather than a hiatus (because actually rp helps keep me sane) I have decided to move all my blogs to sideblogs aligned to a roleplay hub! Hopefully this’ll keep things nice and tidy! Like this post if you’d like a link!

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Hiatus

With that.. I will now be taking a long hiatus. Mutuals are free to add me on dis//cord.  Sylvie#1989

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Hate me if you desire, but at least have the decency to hear me out before you jump the gun.

Yes. I intended to ship Allister and Raihan. I saw no issue in it, we weren’t smutting. As far as I was aware, Allistermun had listed his character as 18 before the game’s release. He was an adult with dwarfism and yes, those do exist. The ship was supposed to be cute and Raihan would teach him to have self-confidence. I thought it’d be cute. Then two people who at the time I considered my friends came to me and told me people were talking about me in a server and I was getting blocked left and right. 

The same day I started the ship, I also dropped it. Listing Rai has his big brother instead, in fact I barely write with said Allister out of fear. There are plots going on that I want to take part in and I don’t because I am terrified of what other people think of me, what they say. More under the cut.

Now I have been accused of being a pedophile apologist and I’m going to tell you why I’m not. Not that I think it’s anybody’s fucking business. But I am a victim of CSA. (Or is the proper term survivor?) When I was eight, my at the time sixteen year old uncle moved in and we began to… explore. I was curious and thought it was odd, it felt good. What was BAD about feeling so GOOD? I wasn’t aware that what he was doing was a VERY BAD THING. In fact, how could it be? He made me feel so good. It wasn’t until 7th grade… I’d know better when it was time to learn sex education and I said my uncle had already taught me about sex. 

My teachers were horrified… My mom was called. Why was it bad? I couldn’t comprehend that he’d been using me. That it’d been wrong. I got taken aside and asked who had taught me… I didn’t answer. I was scared, was my uncle in trouble? Plus… I still played every night. I didn’t realize the damage he’d done…

I am now hypersexual, I have to get off. I still cannot fathom that what my uncle did with me was bad even if I understand now. 

I have acted rashly towards many people out of fear, I had the CSA called on me due to a false report filed by a neighbor, almost lost my beautiful daughter as a result. I was played with by an underaged kid who lied about his age too (he said he was in his 20’s we smutted, I almost got into deep shit). There have been many, many events that make me panic when I am accused of such things.

However, I can own up that starting a riot the way I did was very bad. However… Next time somebody has an issue with me… Come to me. Talk to me. I may be dense as all shit, but I’m not gonna rip your head off and if I do snap at you? Trust me multiple people crawl up my ass and get me to see what I said was wrong.

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👀 For Marlon or Brawly, your pick.

Send me a “👀” and My Muse will give 3 things they find Physically Attractive about Your Muse.  // Accepting 

      “Marlon? He’s kind of cute. Love those eyes and smile! His confidence is great too!”

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Send me a "👀" and My Muse will give 3 things they find Physically Attractive about Your Muse.

—Send even if our Muses haven’t spoken yet or don’t know each other

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Type-swap Allister - Non-selective

Hi, I’m Allister Grimm but you can call me Alice or even Stair if you’re feeling silly. I don’t really mind at all to be fair. Call me whatever. Just don’t call me Filly.

I’m one of the gym leaders for Stow-on-side. It’s really fun. I don’t mind. But sometimes, I’d like a bit of tea time Would you like to be by my side?

Forever?

Like or Reblog for an rp starter.

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Milo is nervous, who wouldn't be? But he's determined to see this thing through. He walks up to Raihan and gently tugs on his sleeve with a motion for him to bend down to Milo's level. "I've somethin' I want t' tell ya, dragon tamer."

     He grinned, fangs showing as he did bend down, curious as to what the farmer had to say. He was rather… bemused, wondering if the guy before him had released the gift from earlier, discovering the Applin and everybody in Galar knew the significance of such a gift.

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      Would you mind reblogging this to get the word out about a new blog for Satoshi. Heavily HC’d follows movies & the PokéAni, a sideblog to OfHammerlocke. 

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Since I am being enabled. I’ll make a post on my blog for Satoshi @kidfrompallet

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Hi. I need to ramble to somebody bout my Satoshi muse. pls? anybody? ;u; 

p l s? owo

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“Do NOT mistake my ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇss           for any kind of Wᴇᴀᴋɴᴇss!”

Ari of the Reborn Region Ind. sel. pri. OC. affiliated with @rebornmuses​ & @ofreborngods

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Headcanon; A Viverroid Daemon

Your daemon would take the form of a hyena! You are a competitive and confident individual who lets everyone know what you're thinking. More so than others with viverroid daemons, those with hyenas are cliquish, very attached to their group of people and willing to put their neck on the line to protect them. Even still, they're individualistic people, ultimately self-serving and certain of their success in life. His name is Shaaux and the wily daemon is not afraid to speak his mind or even take a BITE out of those who piss him off. 

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      I have ideas for a new OC. Guess it’s time for a new sideblog. feel free to IM me for details.

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very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

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tenebres-champ replied to your post “Raihan specializes in Dark type Pokemon.        “….Toxic waste, a...”

Toxic waste. How dare you.

      “What... That’s... what it is, right?”

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Raihan specializes in Dark type Pokemon.

       “....Toxic waste, a croc, baby squid, a shark, a bitty dragon and a shiny cat.”