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the guy who didn't like musicals + nerdy prudes must die — the Awkward Spankoffski Hand Thing™

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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

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ur honor who gives a fuck lowkey

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people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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love who u love ❤🇩🇪

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as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

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what if i drew gambämark yaoi for pride? what then?

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Gambämark + toxicreddit part 2

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Gambämark memes Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5

Happy pride month have both Gambämark and some Botnia Paradise memes (Pt 1) to celebrate 🌈

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axel’s hip flick again

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some gambämark / botnia paradise memes for you, eat up

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JONAS BERGQVIST: BEST SUPPORTING CAST MEMBER Or, compilation of Jonas lifting, catching, and/or carrying every single member of KAJ

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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I have SO many text post memes for Botnia Paradise (and Gambämark) waiting in my folders, but I'll start by posting these

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Gambämark memes Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4

Ofc I had more. Feel free to leave suggestions 👇