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I AM FLABBERGASTED

So, I have Wattpad (don't judge me. Yet) And I've been reading fanfics BEFORE I had Wattpad, I'm talking those bakudeku texting stories and shit like that😭 And they used to have all these cutsey cuddling pictures as a thumbnail and so on so forth, and that's what I though lemon was😶.

I was today years old, October 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM days old when I realised, LEMON IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT , CUTESY WITH SWEET CUDDLING SCENES AND SUCH. THAT SHIT IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR SMUT WTF!?!?!?!? I'd like to say thank you to the wattpad comment section on a the Solangelo fanfic I was reading when I found this out and the one that I will return to reading now because the only reason I left was to go tell Tumblr my newest discovery. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk

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I CANT STOP THINKING ABT THIS😭

Ok, so little update. I know I literally vanished from the face of the universe for a while, but I'M BACK🤭 So I've been reading the PJO (percy jackson) series for a while now, im literally on book one wtf am i talking about💀 and I have also finished reading the song of achilles. So, my PJO readers out there, Will Solace is Apollos son right? And Apollo is the god who pushed Patroclus off the wall and stuff right? SO WHOSE SIDE DO I TAKE?!?! 😭 I AM HEAD OVER HEELS, DOWN BAD ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS FOR SOLANGELO, I LITERALLY WROTE A FANFIC ON WATTPAD ABT THEM BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WOULD SELL MY SOUL TO HADES FOR PATROCHILLES, BUT WILL SOLACES FATHER I|S APOLLO AND WILL IS THE BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND OF NICO DI ANGELO (he is my fucking BABY, okay?!?!?) BUT APOLLO IS ALSO THE REASON WHY EVERYONE FOUND OUT THAT PATROCLUS (I'm so done with this mans fucking name) WASN'T ACHILLES WHICH THEN GOT HIM KILLED. SO WHAT DO I DO Y'ALL, HELP A POOR SOUL OUT😭

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NEW ANIME FOUND?!?!

These two people are not the same-💀

What type of relationship is it? The type where one is tested for dangerous experiments that could possibly end his life, so a healthy relationship (compared to the fuck shit I've seen on the internet-)

Anygays, I got school now ! (I'm suffering rn, PE class is making me cry actual tears-)

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NAHH

NAHH, BORUTO WILDIN' FRFR💀💀

I mean, I always knew Boruto wanted to nail some of that Snakeussy, but still-💀

(I be posting once in a blue moon fr)

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NO BECAUSE-

Newest chap of Boruto: TBV came out and..

Sniper shots fr💀

DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT MITSUKI IS ACTUALLY A MEDICAL NIN?!?!

I actually just found out, Mitsuki is the official medical nin of team 7 so he trained with Sakura!!

SEE-

So, we gonna see some Medical Mitsu in action in the next chapter or what? Cause me personally, I really want to see Mitsuki's hands on Boruto's tits-

NGL, Kawaki would be serious daddy material if he wasn't such a piece of shit

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I just found out about this

Tamaki def got a dumpy tho, can't blame mirio for that hand.

I js started ACTUALLY watching MHA and not just choosing eps that look cool and I discovered this ABSOLUTE BBG named Tamaki (I kin him so much it's not even funny at this point)

Suddenly MiriTama is my new OTP, I'm so very sorry Borumitsu.. you will forever hold a place in my heart😞

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He deserves the world

Wrong person bbg, u want to protect BORUTO, not this reality-confused douchebag.

I honestly feel like this is a psychologically abusive relationship and Mitsuki can't leave Kawaki because he thinks Kawaki is his sun.

by the end of TBV, Kawaki better get on his knees and APOLOGIZE to Mitsuki and then go jump off a cliff. And why tf do I feel like Mitsuki and Eida have a little get together once a week and they just talk shit about Kawaki, bc's they are both suffering (I care more 'bout Mitsuki but wtvr).

Yes, when Mitsuki finds Boruto they will start making out for like an hour (canon bc i said so). Boruto better make Kawaki pay for doing this to his bbg or else I WILL😡

Completely unrelated but I was scrolling on pinterest and...

EWWWWWWWWW

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Requirements Listed Below:

It takes hot blonde men with short hair, whiskers, blue eyes, a scar, they have to be copying Sasuke's emo ahh clothing style, they also have to be Naruto's son, they ALSO have to like thunder burger a LOT ANNNNDDD, they have to have a little sister, a older adopted brother and their name has to be Boruto, at the very least that what it take's to be Mitsuki's sun. Kawaki does not qualify, sorry.

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WAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!

YOU TELL HIM BORUTO!! GO GET WIFEY, GO GET YOUR BOO MITSUKI.

ISTG, if this wasn't a Shonen, I bet they'd start making out aggressively, and I'd be all in for it frfr.

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Boyfriends I say, Boyfriends

Oh we know you don't Mitsuki. Sarada knows, We know, the whole fucking fandom knows. WE KNOW.

I love Kawaki, but at the same time I want to make him do a quadruple axel toe loop followed by a camel spin and a aerial cartwheel into a never ending abyss of fire cause you DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MITSUKI LIKE THAT!!

Can't believe I'm already on chapter 6, just two more chapters until Boruto shows Mitsuki who he's actually supposed to be with (boruto, ofc)

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Seth really Said:

Spot the difference?

Answer: One is a meme one deserves a throne in heaven with the bullshit he had to endure.

I HATE, FUCKING HATE OSIRIS. IF THIS LITTLE FREAK WASN'T OBSESSED WITH HIS BABY BROTHER NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED!! ISIS IS A HORRIBLE SISTER, THE ONLY REASON SHE HATES SETH IS BECAUSE OF HER FRAGILE NON-EXISTENT BOND WITH OSIRIS, FUCK EM ALL, SINCE NONE OF THEM CAN GIVE SETH THE HAPPINESS HE DESERVES, WE'LL DO IT, RIGHT GUYS?!

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I FUCKING HATE HIM FOR THIS-AUFHFEBFEIECEWOHFWRGJBR

NO BBG, YOU DESERVE BETTER, GO GET BORUTO, GO GET YOUR MANS!!!!

Okay, I'm on chapter one of Boruto: TBV and I already hate it here. If you didn't know, I'm a Mitsuki simp and I PERSONALLY think he deserves SO MUCH better rn.

I'm NOT A KAWAKI HATER BUT RN I'M USING EVERY INSULT IN THE HUMAN DICTIONARY

(ISTG if at the end of this Boruto and Mitsuki aren't happily married with 3 kids a dog and a nice house I'm gonna jump off a fucking cliff.)

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LIKE BRO

THE FUCKING FANDOM SHIPS THEM, I SHIP THEM, YOU PROBABLY DO TOO AND THERE'S STILL PEOPLE WHO SAY "ThEy're JuSt FRieNds" MF FRIENDS?!?! FRIENDS THAT GO TO THE HOT SPRINGS TOGETHER(and aren't even 4 feet apart) FRIENDS THAT GET A LIL TOO CLOSE, FRIENDS THAT STARE AT EACH OTHERS LEGS AND BLUSH (Joe was down bad for that tho)

EVEN GOOGLE SAYS IT'S CANON, WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!? SHOULD I SUMMON THEM OR SOMETHING?!?!

(My point is proven, thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this nonsense.)

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Reason 9427,0083070,27037420,90000 why you DON'T leave Edward Hyde home alone

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I feel like he'd be a power-bottom, we love sassy twinks that commit mass murder, unspeakable crimes and trample children.