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Scott: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

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If this gets 200 notes by 7:00 CST tonight, I’ll sing Hungry Eyes.

No spamming in comments and no spamming in reblogs.

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You want to talk about the Avengers? Fine. Let’s really talk about them. Not as headlines, not as larger-than-life figures on posters or action figures—but as people. People who deserve more respect than most of us will ever understand.

These men and women didn’t sign up for glory or fame. They stepped up because someone had to. They didn’t ask for this, and they sure as hell didn’t want to carry the weight of the world on their shoulders. But they did it anyway. And for that, they deserve more than just your gratitude—they deserve your respect. Every single one of them.

Let’s start with the big names.

Steve Rogers, Captain America. My best friend. A guy who was once so sickly, he couldn’t even stand up to a stiff breeze. But that didn’t stop him. Steve fought when he had no chance of winning because it was the right thing to do. He jumped on a grenade before he had powers, for God’s sake. And when the serum made him stronger, he didn’t use it for himself. He fought a war, lost seventy years of his life, and woke up in a world that didn’t feel like his own. But he didn’t quit. He kept fighting, kept leading, kept inspiring.

Tony Stark, Iron Man. Yeah, he’s got an ego the size of a Stark Tower, but you know what? He earned it. Tony built the suit not because he wanted to, but because he had to. He was a man who took his flaws, his arrogance, and his guilt, and turned them into fuel for something bigger than himself. He saved the world more times than I can count, and in the end, he gave up his life to make sure everyone else could keep theirs.

Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow. There aren’t enough words to describe what Nat meant to us. She had blood on her hands, sure, but she spent her entire life trying to wash it off. She wasn’t just a spy or an assassin—she was the glue that held us all together. When it came time to make the ultimate sacrifice, she didn’t hesitate. She chose the mission, chose to save others. She gave her life so the rest of us could win.

Bruce Banner, The Hulk. You see the green guy, but do you see the man behind him? Bruce has spent his whole life trying to control the rage inside him, trying to make up for the damage it causes. But when the chips are down, he’s always there. He fought on the front lines, snapped his fingers to bring everyone back, and paid the price with permanent scars. You think he wanted any of this? No. But he took it all because it had to be done.

Thor Odinson. The God of Thunder. A literal god, yeah, but also a man who’s lost more than most of us could imagine. He watched his home burn, his brother die—again and again—and he still stands tall. He fights for Earth like it’s his own, even when he has every reason to walk away.

Clint Barton, Hawkeye. No powers, no super serum, no high-tech suit. Just a bow, some arrows, and a whole lot of guts. Clint’s the kind of guy who could have stayed in the shadows, but instead, he put himself on the line every time. He fought for his family, for his team, and for every innocent person caught in the crossfire.

Sam Wilson, The Falcon, now Captain America. You want to talk about bravery? Sam didn’t just pick up a shield; he picked up a legacy. He stood in the face of criticism, of doubt, and still said, “I’m going to do this.” Not because he wanted the glory, but because it was the right thing to do. That’s courage.

Wanda Maximoff, Scarlet Witch. People like to talk about what Wanda’s done wrong, but they forget everything she’s been through. She lost her parents, her brother, and the love of her life. She’s been manipulated, lied to, and used as a weapon. And yet, she kept fighting. She fought to protect people, even when the world turned against her.

Vision. The synthetic being who wanted nothing more than to understand humanity. Vision fought for a world he didn’t even belong to. He gave his life to protect the Infinity Stone, knowing what it would cost him. He didn’t just see humanity—he believed in it.

T’Challa, Black Panther. The King of Wakanda didn’t have to join the fight, but he did. He opened his nation to the world, sharing their resources, their knowledge, their strength. T’Challa fought not just for his people, but for all people.

Peter Parker, Spider-Man. Just a kid. An innocent kid. A kid who should’ve been worrying about exams and prom dates, not saving the world. But Peter stepped up. He idolized Tony Stark, and when it came time to follow in his footsteps, he didn’t back down. He’s got more heart than most grown men I know. He risked everything just to be a part of the team.

Scott Lang, Ant-Man. A guy who just wanted to do right by his daughter. Scott stumbled into this world of heroes and still managed to pull his weight. He risked everything, even time itself, to help undo the damage caused by Thanos.

Stephen Strange, Doctor Strange. Arrogant, sure, but his brilliance saved us all. He saw the end of the world and still kept fighting, knowing what it would take.

Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel. She’s been out there, protecting not just Earth, but the entire galaxy. When the world needed her most, she showed up and changed the tide.

Rhodey, War Machine. Loyal to the end. Rhodey’s been fighting alongside Tony from day one, and even after Tony’s gone, he’s still here, still fighting.

Hope van Dyne, Shuri, Okoye, Rocket, Groot, Drax, Mantis, Gamora, Nebula, and the rest of them. Every single one of them has given something—time, blood, sweat, tears. They’ve all fought for a better world, even when it cost them everything.

So when you think about the Avengers, don’t just think about the flashy fights or the powers. Think about the sacrifices, the pain, the lives they’ve had to leave behind. Think about the fact that they keep showing up, even when the world spits on them, doubts them, or forgets them.

They don’t do this for thanks. They don’t do it for respect. But you owe it to them anyway. Because without them, there wouldn’t be a world left to argue over.

Respect isn’t just what you give them—it’s what they’ve earned. And it’s about damn time the world realized it.

This was suggested by none other than: @we-love-redwing

Honorable mentions:

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass @that-punk-from-brooklyn @thatlittleguyfrombrooklyn @really-steve-rogers

@theironcan @tonystark-official @anthony-edward-stark-official

@natt-romanoff-barnes-official @nataliaromanova-official

@imnothulk

@thir-0dinson @thor-sonof-odin @god-of-thunder-mcu

@clintbarton-thearrowguy

@we-love-redwing @captain-s-falcon @samwilson-captainfalcon @samwilson-official

@wanda-maximoff-unofficial @wanda-maximoff-official @wanda-django-maximoff @official-wandamaximoff

@i-am-not-a-toaster

@king-ofwakanda

@the-real-peterparker @multiverse-peterbparker @peter--benjamin--parker @peterparker-official @peterparker-who @thatone-spidey

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@strangeofficial @stephenstrange-md-phd

@officially-caroldanvers

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That is not me! proof

“paul rudd drunk at the club is my vibe for the rest of 2020”

He’s just straight vibin to Queen

a gif for you

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THEY FINALLY LOADED!!!

ANYWAY

This is amazing!!! It’s really cool!

How does one go from this

To this

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helptheyrenotloading helptheyrenotloading helptheyrenotloading

How does one go from this

To this

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Damn 😔

Ants are British

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Depends on where they are from, like humans. If they’re Australian, they have an Australian accent, if they’re British, they have a British accent, etc.

Ants are British

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AMAZING 👏👏👏

ooc: dude I’ve seen some good edits, but this one is actually my favorite so far. pat urself on the back, you did an amazing job!

@theironcan @tonystark-official @therealnickfury @that-punk-from-brooklyn @the-capsicle @americas-favourite-fossil @americasfineasscaptain @clintbarton-thearrowguy @thir-0dinson @imnothulk @natt-romanoff-barnes-official @wanda-maximoff-official @official-wandamaximoff @i-am-not-a-toaster @officially-gamora @purple-surgicalborg @the-real-starlord @i-am-groot-groot-am-i @drax-destroyer-official @immantis @rocketnotraccoon @rocketraccoonrp @official-buckybarnes @justawhitewolf @agentcarter-official @agent-maria-hill @the-real-peterparker @peter--benjamin--parker @king-ofwakanda @loki-laufeychild @whatarethooseshuri @queen-ramonda-official @okoye-general-official @official-pietro-maximoff @vpotts-official @virginia-pepper-potts01 @officialscottlang @strangeofficial @carol-danvers-fully-official @official-sylvielaufeydottir @samwilson-official @captain-s-falcon @freyja-freyrdottir @morganstark-official @cooperbarton-hawkeyeskid @hawkeyes-favorite @your-fav-russian-assassin @bisexualswordlady @midtown-braincell-holder @mobius-m-mobius-speaks

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I genuinely don’t know, I’ve never asked them 🤷

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Can’t confirm or deny

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Did Odin just call me old???

I’ve got another joke! (and no, Loki, it’s doesn’t hurt someone’s feelings)

Who would win, me or a dinosaur?

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No.

Thor: Do y’all eat your bananas with or without the shell?

Steve: That’s not how it—

Scott: With.

Steve:

Steve: I’m sorry, what?

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You got no aura and no rizz. — @official-buckybarnes

Damn 😔

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Bucky

Let’s try again. Say Bucky if you’re seeing this. JUST BUCKY. Nothing else. I want to see how much reblogs this will get haha.

NO NICK NAMES EITHER. If someone says something else I’m going to keep redoing it.!!!! It’s just one five lettered word. Bucky. That’s it. Reblog it from the last person as well so it’s like a chain.

BUCKY

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Okay that was actually a good one

Hey Mr.Lang I got a joke for ya :]

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

I’m going to regret this later aren’t I

Why not?