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Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

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How can the alphabet and a caterpillar make a billion dollars?

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This is clearly about bugs bunny

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Yeah my favourite art is step mom gets destroyed by bbc, so profound a metaphor when they give that sloppenheimer

porn is unequivocally art btw

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Great work on Mr Katagawa

Kitty Kat 😼

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It appears Maliwan post less than gearbox makes games

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Hello there Maliwan company, or whatever intern has been tasked with handling your tumble blog. I've got a complaint, the gun I have purchased from your company has came with a complimentary voice modulator, aka the gun speaks. At first I thought it was nice and everything, until the gun started calling me a "poor undisirable" when I didn't buy two of your guns. Is there a way to make it shut up or can I get a refund?

I recommend purchasing another Maliwan gun as appossed to that of a lesser brand, hope this helps. -The Maliwan team

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The boops live for another day.

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Boop me bitch

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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It's Madam Zeroni if ya can't trust her than who

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Maliwan wishes you all merry christmas a time to feed more into capitalism and buy our guns. Buy our stuff.

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Mr. Torgue meet your dog-self

HOLY SH*T, I AM ONE GOOD BOY

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Maliwan wishes you all a Bloody Harvest. Even the corporations have fun.

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Maliwan knows not all times are great but you will not triumph, you failed, you lost, give up.

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Maliwan wishes all our customers a happy hallow's eve, if not fuck you poor scum.

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Maliwan would like to remind everyone do not call a stalker "mine or yours" or anything like that it will only get worst possesion and all that.

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It appears the grenade for brains is still keeping his company afloat, congratulations Mr Torgue.