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wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

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*waves* :]

hello!!

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thank goodness! i hope it is delish

hi :D

hello!! i am so back

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hi :D

hello!! i am so back

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was nobody gonna tell me that cortana commits so much crime? shes loterally gonna ruin a mans marriage by fucking with his bank account??? she cannot stop ckmmitting hacking crimes?? lmao???

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i need a man (i definitely don't) (im actually doing great right now by myself) (hashtag thriving) (i just want a man) (preferably with brown curly hair) (and loads of piercings) (but i am thriving on my own)

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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

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why is grickle tagged in this

@grickle

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please play wwf2 with me

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how did i post so often on here i dont have that many ideas

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i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

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ballet is so funny bc they will be like ”oh the ballerina is retiring… this is her farewell before she goes off to greener pastures to spend the rest of her days… she has worked a long career and has earned her rest…” and she will be like 31 and opera is so funny bc they will be like ”hes a promising young bass!!! just starting out all wide eyed and bushy tailed!! we’re excited to see where his career will go” and he will be like 47

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people need to bring back setting their friend (me) up with their other friends