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But have you seen old zealand.

WHY IS THERE MORE?!

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If you ever needed a third body what would you make it look like?

Well… technically, there was a third body at one point, darling.

But let’s just say it’s usefulness became… outdated.

Don’t tell anyone, though~

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yeah your neo form sucks ass the weird computer guy did it better

Weird computer guy…?

…do you mean…

Him?

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what do you mean by that. mettaton. mettaton look me in the eye what do you fucking mean by that.

Techhhnically we've all died,,, before,,,, dariling...

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METTATON STOP DRUNK POSTING ALPHYS IS FUCKING DEAD

Issssssssss fine, shes been dead before, dartling...!

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Know what ELSE is wet today, darliiiing~? [Oh no. He's drunk]

Tra la la... the water is very wet today. That's good luck.

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*Meanwhile, Alphys is suffering.

*You knew that though, didn’t you?

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It’s just… you see… the horrors of New Zealand keep me up at night…

I’m a changed monster, my dear nibling…

Hows the cat?

He's good!! o(^ヮ^)o he does love screaming at 3 am though... (￢＿￢)

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Sorry, darling…

Hows the cat?

He's good!! o(^ヮ^)o he does love screaming at 3 am though... (￢＿￢)

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...It's not your fault, Alphys.

It was all a horrible accident

- Ace

It… I…

*You can not convince yourself that is true.

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Oops! Haha! It looks like my ‘anonymous’ featyre wasn’t on in the ask box! I said I wasn’t good with tech! Sorry about that. Should be fixed now. : )

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[Go bother Hero lol. He’s unconnected to this blog but I love Hero so this will get my usual amount of care]

Hey there! My name is Hero. I guess this is the new site everyone’s on? My younger brother told me about it!

My name is Hero! I’m a college student (pre-med, L.O.L.) at Elsewhere University, and I’m pleased to meet you all! Not sure how active I’ll be, I’m always slow to new tech and stuff.

[An RP/Ask blog of a version of Hero that is not explored much in canon. Trigger warnings for potential alcoholism, as well as depression and other heavy topics. As a note: For RP purposes, Hero will think he is in 2003. This RP also will probably start, at least, a few months before 3 days left. And my name, the guy behind the blog, is Gaius. Hello!]

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[Oh also before I nap, I have a new omori rp blog that’s just me that will be dealing with darker subjects. It will be the next reblog. If you want to go fuck with Hero from Omori, theres your chance.]

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[We pause this story for me to take a nap bc DAMN am I tired brb for a few hours like 3. Or 10. Idfk]

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Here have a cat.

Um… thank you…?

*It bears a striking resemblance to Burgerpants.

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Yes, he was.

And now hes gone.

And your still here.

…Ding…

*She whimpers. Memories come flooding back, tugging at her heart.

H-H-How could I forget you…?

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*You have your dress.

*You have your bridesmaids.

*He has his tuxedos.

*The king is his best man.

*Tomorrow, it happens.

*You become a bride.

*To the royal scientist…

D-Dr… Dr… Wing Ding Gaster was m-m-my predecessor…