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🐰: leebit. dance.

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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Elie Saab Spring 2023 Couture

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Regulus: Sirius, I have to tell you something. Harry has his first boyfriend

Sirius: Oh my god! Harry has his first boyfriend?

Regulus: No, don’t be happy about that. Harry’s only 11, he’s too young to date

Sirius: I don’t know. Is he?

Regulus: He’s not mature enough to handle the emotions that come from being in a relationship, Sirius. We didn’t date until we were in our last year of Hogwarts!

Sirius: Well Harry’s pretty mature, Reggie. Last week he told me I was only making him eat vegetables because our parents didn’t hug me enough. And you know what? I think he was right

Regulus: …

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm

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seung 🐏 of the day

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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Jon Kent brags about his boyfriend so much that people think he made him up.

There's no way he's real. He's rich, a doctor, and model pretty? As if someone like that would date Jonathan Kent.

Jon is very handsome and all, but there's no way.

Whenever they ask to see photos, Jon blushes and refuses. He says that his boyfriend would like it because he values both their privacy no one believes him!

The boyfriend from Gotham becomes a joke, but people are getting a little worried about him the longer the lie goes on.

That is until the day they meet the mysterious Gothamite Boyfriend.

The man turns up after work, and Jon lights up and picks his partner up by the waist and spins him around.

It's like watching a movie.

Damian Wayne is everything Jon bragged about and more. Though Jons friends are still confused about how the two even met.

One thing is very clear, though. Damian is just as obsessed with Jonathan Kent as Jon is with him.

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Dick: i remember when i was a kid, and Bruce had just taken me in while trying to track down the guy who killed my parents.

Dick: he knew i needed the closure of bringing him to justice so he had to train me up pretty quick.

Jason: yeah you were allowed out almost immediately, but when he took me in i had to go through like, a massive training course until i was even allowed out on patrol. even longer until i was allowed to actively engage with criminals.

Dick: yeah he was wary with you; to be fair i got punched a LOT in those early days

Jason: a lot of damage to the head would make sense for you, honestly

Dick: oi-

Tim: i mean i did have training, but it was kinda moot because i was active as Robin throughout the whole thing anyway. i just showed up completely unprepared and wouldn’t leave B alone.

Jason: it is interesting how different all our experiences were with Bruce’s training.

Dick: *hums*

Tim: yeah

Damian:

Damian: i came pre-assembled.

the others:

Damian:

Damian: well i did-

Tim: like an ikea flat-pack.

Damian: like a what now

-later-

Bruce, eating lunch: what is this

Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his neck: behold, a SJÖRAPPORT

Bruce, so tired: …ok. sure.

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PSA! PLAGERIZED CONTENT: FICS & SELFSHIPS

Hey all. I’m literally shaking while typing this, so forgive me if this a lot. It's been brought to my attention (thank you to everyone who reached out and let me know) that there's been a blog (newly created today) impersonating me — copy/pasting my blog information, copying my writing and using my selfship and other art commissions as her own. She's using my likeness for her own OCs and my old writing from a year or more ago, in addition to my selfship lore with Bakugo specifically. I've attempted to message Aya (addressed below), but the damage has been done. The offending blog is @katsukis-peach and the direct link (since I am now blocked). This is NOT me or a sideblog.

This is all the information I could gather before she blocked me. Please share to spread the word, report her account and block her as necessary to keep yourselves safe. Tagging @fanfic-plagiarism-watchdog for awareness.

Stealing My Blog Layout

Aya's blog is completely stylized the same way as my own, copy/pasting my pinned, rules and tag formatting. Of course I don’t ��own” the nickname/pet name of ‘Peach,’ but it’s pretty obvious where the theming came from. The name, Aya, is part of one of my selfship names, ‘ayarei.’ Don’t know if this was intentional or not. The pink divider used was also made by me months ago for an old theme. The icon and header art used are personal comms from @/fittsysart.

copy & pasted rules plus mimicking my formatting.

Stealing My Writing

So far, there have been three pieces of mine that have been stolen and reposted as Aya's own work. I would highlight the similarities, but it would be the whole post (minus one or two words/excluded sentences).

carrying him to his dorm room : theirs / mine

biting as a love language : theirs / mine

hating valentine’s day : theirs / mine

Stealing My Selfship Comms & Lore

I can't believe I have to even say this, but Aya has stolen all her lore for her OC, 'Ayane,' from my katsurei selfship. My own commissions, the copy/pasted trope info and the lore about our daughter, Ryuko. The only "difference" is Ryuko being changed to 'Naoto' and her OC being a hero (but kept my quirk ideology).

She's using two commissions of myself as her OC, 'Ayane.' Ayane's information is Ryuko's info, which is copy/pasted from her selfship page on my blog.

Aya Admitting Fault

I did attempt to message Aya in an effort to reach an understanding, but was immediately met with hostility (not surprised). I'll let the post speak for itself. She also went through my blog (presumably) and followed a bunch of mutuals and recent blogs I've reblogged from.

She followed me, tagged me in a post and then blocked me.

I tried to be as detailed as possible, but I cannot keep up with her blog now that she's blocked me. I have dealt with plagiarism in the past (with writing, my about me facts and selfship lore separately), but this one takes the cake. I'm beyond upset and cannot believe in 2025 I have to say DON'T DO THIS SHIT. I shouldn't have to defend the right to my own fucking commissions, let alone my writing. I’m not even a non-sharer, I don’t care if you ship with Bakugo in any regard. I encourage it! But my selfship with Bakugo is extremely personal to me, especially Ryuko. To have someone come in and just blatantly steal that away from me with no remorse is devastating.

Anyways. I’ve ranted long enough — please report (spam/harassment/etc.) and share this to spread the word to any other blogs she may take from in the future. Block her and good riddance.

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath