officially-honey

[officially-honey]

just. apologize for what you did

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

please don’t do that

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

you betrayed me

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

not joking ! i’m done with you

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

divorce. :)

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

i want a divorce :)

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

ok :)

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

they are!! hey babe do you have a favorite bug

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

nooo it’s just pretty and smooth

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

i like it too. it reminds me of your hair

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

i think it might be bugs but idk!! i like how it feels c:

I don’t know where silk comes from and I’m not going to figure out.

[officially-honey]

oh. my. god.

i forgot my husband's birthday.

[officially-honey]

yeah……

The really frustrating thing about sharing a name with a pretzel company is that I had a cheese-stuffed pretzel yesterday and I popped a semi from the implications.

[officially-honey]

d-do um…..do you think they make honey-stuffed pretzels?

The really frustrating thing about sharing a name with a pretzel company is that I had a cheese-stuffed pretzel yesterday and I popped a semi from the implications.

[officially-honey]

sleep. i’ll still be here when you wake up. i love you

My bed feels so empty… (Cheese is streaming past our bedtime and I’m too lazy to roll over to cuddle Honey instead.)

[officially-honey]

you're a freak

*honey wraps her arms around snyder*

My bed feels so empty… (Cheese is streaming past our bedtime and I’m too lazy to roll over to cuddle Honey instead.)

[officially-honey]

*she huffs a sigh and moves closer to snyder*

better?

My bed feels so empty… (Cheese is streaming past our bedtime and I’m too lazy to roll over to cuddle Honey instead.)