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don’t borrow grief from the future but im borrowing soooo much of it from may 2026. nothing good is going to come of may 2026

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the amount of single use plastics that our society produces is actually so upsetting to me because all those petrochemicals could have instead been used to power my terrible machines

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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what is in the august air that is causing everyone to have the worst time of their lives

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if u saw any of my crashout posts no u didn’t

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Bad

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can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way

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This is my uncle. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

My uncle is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

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logging on to liveblog everytime i cry and then logging off

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3 uses of the word 'sexy' in the dream thieves and all of them are used by ronan lynch when describing a car. truly the only guy to ever

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why is everything bad

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IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

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fish ! 🐟🐟🐟

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Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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Late light and longing - Dmitri Cavender , 2001.

American, b. 1957 -

oil on canvas

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i have to tell you by Dorothea Grossman