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Why would I not have cash? I carry a solid $200 on me constantly.

Eliot courtyard

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Who is he to make me feel this nervous? I'm so hot and he owns one shirt.

Outside the Law School

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I attribute all of my failures to incidents beyond my control.

Overheard at Harvard Summer School

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All those memes about Section Kid, like, it's me. I'm Section Kid. So the question is, what do I do now?

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The coconut butter was supposed to be spread on the bread but it was spread on the coconut.

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mark zuckerburg

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what is the admin studying at harvard and for how long?

A couple of the admins study English, and we now also have a new admin who hasn’t decided on a course of study yet! 

All of us are working on (or about to complete) our Bachelor’s degree though.

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Public health is great, But my paper isn't yet, Please give me more time.

a haiku posted on the wall of a classroom in which a public health-based expos takes place

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I’d tell you the probability of me failing my statistics test tomorrow, but if I could do that, then I wouldn’t be failing my statistics test tomorrow.

submitted by eatprep-love

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“I am not for inclusivity. Actually, that’s wrong. I am for inclusivity. So long as it’s convenient for me.”

-Leverett JCR

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But do you control for them eating the bodies?

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Phone call with Mom: Me “I don’t know if I can survive finals week” Mom “Your grandmother survived genocide I think you can take some finals” #truestory #toughmama

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“I’m sorry, does your data have a field that says ‘Did they eat the body?’, because mine does!”

-Lev Dhall

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I love the weekends, I feel like sleeping in till 7 is really living on the edge

#freshmen

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The motto I live by is “be the guy your dog thinks you are”

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Girl: How much do you love me? Guy: A ton. Girl: How much do you love me? Guy: A ton! Girl: Quantify it!!!

Leverett Dhall

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Friend: how is finals going? Me: I need a shot of tequila but a blueberry pie sounds even better