Jess | 19 | Cisfemale her/she | I high-key want all y'all to add me on snapchat so pleeeeaasssssee message me for my username!!
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Dear internet,
Please give me all the advice you have on writing cover letters. Like, the closer you can get to literally just writing a cover letter for me, the better. Ok bye.
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This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing
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me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me
also me:
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i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because there’s a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun
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me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
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any guy ever: *tries to date me*
me: *completely uninterested*
guy: *shows interest in someone else*
me:
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