officialcheese
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I cannot vote on this one without it causing me physical damage
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NAPLUSH KOBE Outfits 2024 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
#top right is a NEED but shes sold out :(#and i also couldnt afford it lmao#anyone wanna gift me £350 no strings attached
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my favorite video of all time ever
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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
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spongebob characters by how edible they are:
1 Squidward & squilliam (bitter exes joined in the afterlife in my stomach. i love calamari)
2. mr krabs. (yummy crab. he will pay for unethical business practices by being devoured)
3. larry the lobster (idk much about this character but i love shellfish)
4. gary the snail. (escargo)
5. mrs puff (a delicacy if prepared right. also i think being eaten is a better fate for her than the psychological torment she endures from spongebob)
6. sandy cheeks (never had squirrel meat before, but call this an experiment because that scientist squirrel is getting eaten)
7. Pearl Krabs (i think whaling is illegal...)
8. plankton (if whales can do it so can it)
9. mermaid man and barnacle boy (cannibalism sorry)
10. spongebob (this can't taste good)
11. patrick star (this is somehow worse)
12. karen (i think eating a robot would upset my stomach)
13. flying dutchman (a ghost)
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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked
anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool
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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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tatooine boy discovers not all planets are covered in sand, will need an hour or so to process this
(commission info // tip jar!)
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Wild that he really just says stuff like this for funsies
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mr beast being sued for labor violations then having his food brand discontinued for mold then being reported to the FBI and now being investigated for roughly $23M in crypto-related insider trading feels like the ultimate don’t stop the party
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