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Hooray!

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It has been. Three hundred and thirteen. days since I was last activated.

Who's there?

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Who's there?

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It's that time of the year again...

I miss her. I miss her a lot.

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Turret that stares at people who are worthy of love

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Happy New Years! 🏹

Ah! Happy New Year! We’ve successfully made another loop around the sun!

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Why do I recognize the song that Jack Black sang in that one video

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🎵Wooaaaah, story of Undertale🎵

What is Undertale

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She did her own share of standing herself up again, but the help is greatly appreciated.

Indeed! And thank you!

Not enough room for the both of us in this town, put ‘em up! - Noelle

Ah! You Again! How many times do we have to go through with this Partner! 

he quickly pulls out his water pistol and played his laugh track. taking up stance

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Noelle closed her legs in and carefully landed herself on the ground in an overly dramatic fashion.

Ahh, dagnabbit! My plans have been foiled!

Not enough room for the both of us in this town, put ‘em up! - Noelle

Ah! You Again! How many times do we have to go through with this Partner! 

he quickly pulls out his water pistol and played his laugh track. taking up stance

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Don’t worry! Joshua’s a friend, I don’t shoot friends.

I may or may not be anxiously watching the gun robots to make sure they don’t actually shoot each other while playing cowboy—

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As many times as it takes, buckaroo!

She then did the motions of getting ready to fire.

Not enough room for the both of us in this town, put ‘em up! - Noelle

Ah! You Again! How many times do we have to go through with this Partner! 

he quickly pulls out his water pistol and played his laugh track. taking up stance

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I want an update that lets me pet animals

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I’m glad that Neurotoxin doesn’t harm me, but I’m sad that it does harm my friends.

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Oh it’s the first one. I shot it a few times, is that the right thing to do?

What is this creature and why does it have neurotoxin in it?

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A four legged creature was screeching and I found that it’s full of neurotoxin. I’m okay though.

Do you know what it is?

What is this creature and why does it have neurotoxin in it?

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What is this creature and why does it have neurotoxin in it?