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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

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whats your opinion on the Sansa/Dany/Arya beef?

Ah yes, let's pit the three teenage girls against one another, the ones who had to grow up quickly and are constantly being taken advantage of. They haven't done anything that terrible, but because I think that only one of them can be the cool girlboss, that means the other two are actually evil and deserve to die. The winner is queen and gets to have 15 children with Jon Snow. 😁

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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Finally caught one of the isopods on the dinosaur 🥹

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You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

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Woke up and realized the entire surreal urban horror series I was about to gush over wasn't real and it was just something that I dreamed and it's rapidly leaving my brain. Something about the nature of advertising and how perception creates different interpretations of the world. How shared belief can create a gestalt god and give it power even if a real one doesn't exist. The architecture of the city changes behind you as you turn your back. Every day the layout of your city is different, its people are different, their memories are different. You think the god communicates with you by leaving symbolism in the placement of windows and satellite dishes, but you can't be sure if it's just paranoia. I remember the protagonist being chased through a grocery store by secret agents or cult members or both. Shortly after the danger had passed, the grocery store and all of its customers blinked out of existence, and all that was left was a dusty old empty building. The cashier that had helped was reduced to a jibbering old man with no memories. Spongebob was there

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Red Bed

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I JUST SAW THE DASHCON BALL PIT IN A LIMINAL SPACES AESTHETIC TIKTOK

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balenciaga

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i like my women how i like my ale