official-l

[official-l]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[official-l]

Do you know that you're really pretty?

I wouldn’t consider myself as such, but it isn’t for me to decide.

[official-l]

No black lights, but there will be alcohol. More casual than not.

It’s on (date) at (evening time).

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[official-l]

I don’t think so, I have been forced into matching with Light as vampires, and I believe Misa is a devil, so generally Halloween seems to be the consensus.

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[official-l]

I see. I will update you as necessary, then. Currently, I am chained to Light, in order to better monitor him. Misa will be there, and as I’m sure she’s said, is Light’s ‘girlfriend’. The rest of the Task Force will be there. I believe Misa informed you we are to be in costume, which I have begrudgingly agreed to.

You are not to expose your status as my successor, when Misa found you, I told her you were a friend of mine, so that is how you will be referred to.

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[official-l]

Hehe, I see. Then I suppose it was a memorable alias if you're so butthurt about me mentioning it? One should assume that an interesting case would have an equally as interesting alias.

- Officiant Anon

I’m not butthurt, I simply understand the reference you were making, and what you were really saying. You seem to be straying off topic.

[official-l]

Oh? I didn't know the name Lawliet was so... personal to you, detective. Is it the name of a past lover? A favorite baker? A ...forgotten succesor?

Kekeke. How would I know the complexities of Detective L's life, hm? He's known as the most anonymous detective of our era. And I'm just a random girl on the internet fucking with you. How would I know the importance of the last name Lawliet to the great L? I'm not a detective, nor am I that smart. I don't even have the money to hire someone like Deneuve or Eraldo Coil to dig into you...

:)

What could someone like me know?

- Officiant Anon

It is an alias I used, about 5 years ago. Not anymore, but I used it nonetheless.

You people have your ways, I’ve accepted that on here. And it seems as if nothing here ever leaks out, aside from those who also have blogs.

[official-l]

Good, that is the least she could do. Will you be coming? I will have to inform you on current news involving the case if you are.

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[official-l]

All of this marriage stuff is making me rethink a lot of stuff

Am I really that stupid? Why did you pick me? I'm obviously not that good if I can't read a fucking contract

(@matt-jeevas-official)

I see. You are smart, that is why you were chosen at current third in line. However, I think this has put a weakness of yours in the spot light, a large one. You are still third in line, but you need to work on this in order to not have things happen like this again, on a larger scale. If it is not changed, you would fall victim to a case, which cannot happen to a successor of mine, especially I am to die while solving one. You would do the same, and all would be lost. You are smart, but you have much to work on.

[official-l]

Pshaw, I never said I was good at metaphors. Plus, you're pretty open about being a prick. Could probably even get Matsuda to shit-talk you, and that guy is like, really good at not doing that.

I was talking about a metaphorical being as the "Law". You are anything but metaphorical. You assuming yourself as the law, though very you, was not what I was speaking of. But why insert yourself in my LawLight ship, L? Why do you want to be the one Light panics over, hm?

Shame.. virtual sugar cubes do nothing to you... Perhaps I should try salt instead?

He doesn’t have the heart for it.

I am not calling myself the law. Your use of Lawliet simply gave it away. I am not inserting myself, you did it, and trying to pretend you are not.

It’s still digital, no matter what.

[official-l]

Yes, her. I apologize for her…bothering you. She is quite persistent.

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[official-l]

I didn't know you were the concept of law that poor little kirakira-kun will be struggling to abide by, detective-sama... :)

I thought you had more humility than that, hm? But then again, at the end of the day, you are just a selfish child chasing a cure for your never-ending boredom... that's bound to dull even the sharpest of minds.

(She hums, not breaking eye contact as she flicks sugar cubes at him.)

But then again, L is designed to be a well-oiled machine, yes, detective? I suppose it would be an insult to even think of such a possibility as that machine rusting.

- Officiant Anon

I am not. But you are horrible at making metaphors.

I don’t see what I said would remove humility, though I will admit I do not have much of it.

You seem to think I would deny that I am either selfish or childish

Virtual sugar cubes do nothing.

While I do not consider myself machinery, I suppose it is an accurate metaphor. You are accusing me wrongly, which is where the issue is.

[official-l]

I find them to be quite different. However I will choose to move on.

I’ve heard Misa invited you to an event?

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[official-l]

(Hey gang, changed my policy on doubles, I personally am not interested in them. This necessarily doesn’t apply for all affiliated blogs, just the L one! Every blog has their own ‘rules’)

[official-l]

they're insufferable.

[official-l]

Why am I doing what, detective? I'm just a poor girl asking for help on pronounciation from a big, smart detective 🥺Ah, the name... hm. I believe I read it somewhere. Why?

:)

- Officiant Anon

Why you are writing fanfiction about Light and I? You disguised it poorly.

No matter on the name, just simply forget of it.

[official-l]

I see.

I suppose, I don’t have that same issue, so I will leave it to you.

Then in your analogy, Matt is the FBI, which is worse.

Hi :3

(Holding Matt's ID that he carries [swiped it from his wallet] between my two pointer fingers)

Ehe

What's this?

I didn't know your boyfriend had a name

- Officiant Anon

STOPPPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT AND THEFT AND A CRIMEEEE

STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP