official-l
official-l
L, The World’s Greatest Detective.
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Yes, this blog is official. I would not allow an impersonator to stay here.
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official-l · 12 days ago
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(Lowkey. I’m kinda inactive but yeah)
Get off c.ai and find a tumblr blog who rps as a fictional character or read fanfic like a sane person
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official-l · 15 days ago
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If we are excluding Watari, I likely would simply not eat the orange. I don’t care for it enough to involve any of the others. Likewise, I wouldn’t peal it myself.
If you were to ask any of the task force members to help you with a simple task, such as peeling an orange, who would you ask and why?
Think about this extensively before answering. The more you think about it, the more complicated your thoughts on the subject will get.
Watari already does things such as that, when asked, so I suppose he is the most logical choice.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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If you were to ask any of the task force members to help you with a simple task, such as peeling an orange, who would you ask and why?
Think about this extensively before answering. The more you think about it, the more complicated your thoughts on the subject will get.
Watari already does things such as that, when asked, so I suppose he is the most logical choice.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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Nah, dude, like there were ancient looking runes on the floor, and that blood was NOT mine. Also, no head injuries were suffered. And shockingly, no gas leaks. I'm pretty sure it was a demon.
I would need to investigate the situation myself in order to confirm your beliefs, though I doubt I would do so even if I did look into it. I am not one for superstitions.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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Turns you into cake.
A slice of chocolate strawberry shortcake appears in from of you. Somehow, it is both sickeningly sweet and bitter at the same time.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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So I blacked out summoning a demon. Crazy stuff. I woke up three days later, covered in blood, fighting online over fictional superheros. I didn't know I even liked superheros enough to have opinions on them.
Lesson learned, don't summon demons.
The demonic influence sounds improbable. Perhaps you suffered from some sort of illness or gas leak.
Judging from the blood, it could have been a head injury however.
I see no reason to continue fighting about such things, if whatever damage your body took is no longer causing you to.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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Hey bbg, thought Kira killed you <3
I’ve simply been working on the Kira case. It is unlike me to entertain a blog like this, especially when working on something of intrigue.
I was more interested in my work than this, that is all.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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*jostles you a bit*
Caught at just the right moment, L falls over, along with his computer. He swiftly grabs it mid air, saving it from crashing to the floor. He, however, lands sideways on the ground.
That could’ve caused damage to my work, I would rather appreciate it if you did not do that again. If you were to, I may have to resource to unenjoyable solutions.
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official-l · 16 days ago
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Drop the coordinates bbg <3
Why would I do such a thing?
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official-l · 16 days ago
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If you were a dragon what would you hoard?
Knowledge. It’s quite useful to have a large amount of. If you mean something physical, perhaps sweets.
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official-l · 3 months ago
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i love gay ppl
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official-l · 3 months ago
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if someone uh decide to ask you out because youre hot, what would say. asking for a friend.
I would decline. I find no use in cheating on a partner. It would be quite detrimental to my case.
The corners of his mouth quirk upwards as he breathes out of his nose, seemingly laughing to himself at something.
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official-l · 3 months ago
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The crimes are rather simple cases. The limit on looking into possible suspects is quite enjoyable however.
I have nearly solved it today.
You people should try doing Murdle. I'm currently in a competition with @official-l to see who can solve them the fastest.
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official-l · 3 months ago
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You are so cute :3
I have received this sentiment on multiple occasions, though exclusively through this website.
I do not fall into conventional standards in this regard, and I do not understand how people come to such conclusions typically.
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official-l · 3 months ago
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if someone were to say...plant security cameras in your hotel room, and say...watch you sleep at night, what's the likelihood that they'll get caught? Asking for a friend. Not that a friend has planted cameras in your hotel room to watch you sleep at night. That'd be crazy sauce.
In this hypothetical, they would have been caught immediately and fed inaccurate, pre-recorded footage, while their location was tracked down. They should expect to be apprehended within the week, at the longest. Typically it will be within a day or so. I hope you have not found yourself in such a scenario.
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official-l · 3 months ago
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Sending you my concussion <333
I- try to avoid such injuries. I think I may need to lie down, though I would rather not.
L walks over to his bed, knocking into a small table as he does. He’s clearly out of balance.
The spinning is…unfortunate. He pauses, before seemingly making up his mind
Light(@yagami-raito0), would you come here?
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official-l · 3 months ago
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Drop the smokey eye tutorial
I do not wear makeup. It offers me no benefits yet consumes my time. I find the sensation of it it to be off putting as well.
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