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We have Pokémon at Home!

Round 4 matchup 13

Propaganda for Pinchers the Lobster:

"Due to his combination of soft body and powerful claws he is both a lover and a fighter"

"he looks almost exactly like the plush lobster I got in Maine so I think of her when I see him. Shout-out to Lobby the lobster."

"His name was originally typoed as "Punchers" which, in addition to giving him increased aftermarket value, suggests he has mastered multiple forms of claw-to-claw combat"

Propaganda for 1 Billion Lions:

"idk guys a billion is a lot of lions"

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@official-crab-posts can this Please be an official crab post 🙏🙏🙏

He deserves a cool mech of his own

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all of my stickers made by a previous manufacturer are on sale! still good quality, just a very different feel from the newer stickers i make recently and would like to move them out of the shop for consistency’s sake! I currently am not planning on restocking any of these designs :)

find them here

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man hhermit crabs are so cool I wish mental health was real

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hey. I know it's been a stressful day. I know he's said so many hateful things, and it's so overwhelming that you might be spiraling or doomscrolling. I want everyone on here to know that you are loved. you are loved soo so so so so much and it's probably gonna be rough for a while, but we're gonna make it work. everything is happening all at once, but you need to hear this right now.

put your phone down for 30 minutes. call or text someone you love, just to check in on them. if you see yourself spiraling, go look up fanart or memes of your most recent hyperfixation.

stay home if it's too much to go out, and go out if it's too much to stay home. recognize bad thoughts and tell them no, we can make it through this. take a nice, long, hot shower, or even treat yourself. have a bubble bath with those fancy bath salts you've been saving for who knows when.

eat something green or crunchy or whatever feeling makes your mouth happy. paint your nails all different colors, make them as pretty or ugly as you want. paint your toenails too, even though you wear socks over them all the time. you get to know a secret that no one else around you does, and that's exciting.

make yourself some hot chocolate, and sit down with something to read. it could be fanfiction, it could be a novel, an ebook, listen to a podcast. heck, grab you a children's book that you used to love and read it. no one cares, go ahead and read that frog and toad, or your Dr. Seuss, or your graphic novel.

I love you, and don't ever forget that there are people who love you and want to be with you <333

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WHO GAVE ME ALL THESE CRABS

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A true friend is seen in times of need...

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Pinchers the Lobster propaganda: His name was originally typoed as "Punchers" which, in addition to giving him increased aftermarket value, suggests he has mastered multiple forms of claw-to-claw combat

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

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What’s the meaning of life?

that's a very good question. I'mma go with hermit crabs 🦀

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My next round of Endless Toil starts Monday so tomorrow may be the last time for a bit I can do non-pixel art

So if there's a thing you want done without pixels, now ya know

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Meet Beau (green turbo shell) and Charlie (babylon shell). My new babies are all I think about right now and I would be devastated if anything bad happened to them. I'm following the PPS method right now so conditions aren't exactly ideal but I'm trying my best.

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hello Matt!

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Today's crab is: toothpastey