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In a pissy mood today so I'm ranking my top 25 least favorite people

1.) Mormons

2.) Texans

3.) Baptists

4.) Eagles fans

5.) SEC enjoyers

6.) Midwesterners

7.) The English

8.) Bostonians

9.) Californians

10.) Dubliners

11.) Libertarians

12.) People who's personality is hating the word moist

13.) Ulster Protestants

14.) Spaniards

15.) Scandinavians

16.) Farmers in general

17.) Parisians

18.) the rest of the French

19.)Real estate agents

20.) Miami Cubans

21.) Chiefs fans

22.) ravens fans

23.) Irish Manchester United Fans

24.) Artsy Galwegians

25.) That one type of culchie that has a skin fade and only wears Nike tech

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Saw him at the club in the early 2000s so I know that he's really more like Donald Krump

more like Donald Chump, amirite??

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Hopefully us getting rid of woke gives us a commanders bills Superbowl is all I'm saying

Ok now I'm gonna be tracking those chiefs and eagles jet rides like I'm an air traffic controller

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Ok now I'm gonna be tracking those chiefs and eagles jet rides like I'm an air traffic controller

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"why are you skinning that man he didn't do anything wrong?" Bitch why'd YOU make your bitmoji skinny in 2017 😭😭😭😭

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having a very public breakdown on tumblr is actually quite noble and should be respected

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what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

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I am not trying to be thick or insensitive but can somebody who's better at like aerospace shit explain to me how this happened? Because in my head I'm like "ok the sky's big, and I know planes take awhile to ascend and can't really stop mid air, but I thought the whole point of helicopters was that they can do both"

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3 more dicks to suck

woul ddu suck a dick for 3

3 What

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i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

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I am not trying to be thick or insensitive but can somebody who's better at like aerospace shit explain to me how this happened? Because in my head I'm like "ok the sky's big, and I know planes take awhile to ascend and can't really stop mid air, but I thought the whole point of helicopters was that they can do both"

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You aren't conservative, and you aren't "retvrning to tradition."

Your "traditional values" are based on cold war era magazine ads.

Your "faith" is based on wojak memes of a man whose teachings you would call woke.

Your "culture" is nothing more than the colour of your skin.

Your "masculinity" is a vapid cartoonish caricature that bears no resemblance to anything traditional.

Your "leader" is a pompous, philandering, debaucherous TV personality with no interests beyond expanding his hoard of wealth.

You have no traditions, no culture, and no roots.

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The worst video on the face of the earth is Vaush's reaction video to Keffals conversing with the Cybersmith

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he’s such a comforting presence in times of crisis

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Khyle•Fern_01

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before you type off that essay length reply, ask yourself “would telling this stranger to take their own life suffice?” if so do it

do it now