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Gammy!

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I truly believe a good jazz bassline can make you cum

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Dont get no respect at all, not even ska-punks respect me. I tell ya last night my wife took me to a ska concert, well I drop my beer on the ground in the moshpit, and she yells at me, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP! Yells at me in front of everybody and all the punks, they join in and they yell at me too, PICK IT UP! My ego was crushed i was so embarrassed, .. Boy I tell ya, we was at the ska concert, the music was good, whole crowd is dancing, My wife she starts kicking me, swinging punches left and right, I says what's gotten into you, kicking me at the concert?, she says she's just skanking! Lousy wife, skank wife i gotta worry about .. I says honey, now that ya mention it, there's a lot of attractive young people at this ska concert, are you trying to find a man and cheat on me, she says she aint cheating, just skanking! No respect at all from my lousy skank wife, boy I tell ya

I got nothing to respond to this with it's just a banger

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I tell ya I don't get no respect, no respect at all. Just this morning I went to put on my shoes, -my wife, she pooped in my shoes! I went to put my shoes on. There's my wife's poop inside of my shoes ..no respect at all

She put sugar in my fuckin gas ta-

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It's almost ripe! It'll be ripe soon!

Rodney Dangerfield comedy special where it becomes increasingly apparent that his wife is actually abusive and this is a cry for help, has anyone done that bit before?

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chagrin is a classic thing to do much to my, others being shock, surprise, and delight

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How fucking dare you

a fascinating new addition to tumblr's christmas pantheon

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Let me try this

So let the wheel decide your Japanese first-person pronoun

Note: descriptions may be inaccurate.

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Can't believe we sacrificed all those old people for the line to go up and now the line is going down wtf! We need to kill more old people I think

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I mean the liberal ones

Southerners will look at this map and tell you that it probably has something to do with redlining

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Southerners will look at this map and tell you that it probably has something to do with redlining

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Not to relitigate this whole thing or whatever but I never seriously called anyone a loser for not having sex, however I'm realizing that a lot of the people who are really really mad about that posts do happen to be massive losers

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Listen I think it's objectively correct that telling right wingers they use pronouns is not an effective strategy for changing anything. I think hypocrisy scolding is bad and useless. But I will also insert the caveat that it's bad for like,,, high profile politicians and public figures who should be doing better. Like why are we dunking on random people who say "Ermmm I is a pronoun idiot" besides the fact that we want to prove how epic and based we are?

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The Irish .2 seconds after the end of the great hunger

im basically eating potatoes with every meal at this point. every culture has a shitty sauce delivery carb but the potato is actually good

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I hate AI because it makes Stem Majors money, which is just as bad as giving your money to Hitler

no you hate ai wrong. you hate it for stupid and cringe reasons because you’re culturally quite reddit. i hate ai for normal reasons because i’m so swag and mindful

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definitely top 10 image. like every day we are given so many opportunities to use it. unreal mileage. timeless

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was the renaissance fascist

Sure