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That really stressed me out, ya know? Nobody bother me for a bit I'm going to spend 20-30 minutes kicking my dog

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yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

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the synthesis of "the right to lethargy and relaxation is paramount, work as it stands is absolute hell" and "well do you fucking edgy hippies want running water and healthy literate children or not"

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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Third eye:

☑️Open

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Cars gonna get you back

i feel like the dog that caught the car

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fog is so great, hate being able to see the horizon

#fog

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@benihana-circumcision we should start a padcost

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Me in the shower 12 hours after an argument

At a certain point sex just becomes piss

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At a certain point sex just becomes piss

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Oink oink

Couch tattoo across my chest to show I'm soft and inviting

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Why'd no one tell me the power broker was so hot

Getting into literature

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Getting into literature

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Thog don't care

I'm so scared cause the screenshot will get more and more pixels over the years and in 2050. You won't even really be able to say it. You won't be able to see it. You won't be able to know. And it's OK because that's going to happen to all of us and it's OK because I remember that it's all going to dust in the end but for now we can look at thog dont caare and it doesn't mean that anything is good or bad. Good bad nor indifferent. The screenshot it's like how you have to wear a white gloves when you're dealing with non-archival quality materials because a simple act of our touch will wear them away to nothing things that people thought would last forever in 1700 are dust they can't even get them anymore. They have to sweep them up. We can't read them. Someone could've made a funny joke like this and we can't even read it. It turned into dust, but that's OK cause we're all going to dust so just for now enjoy thog and care because he doesn't

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why does this keep happening to me. I've done nothing to deserve this.

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^ me in the icy river at 4am in the dark trying to tread water

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#monkmovember

checked my bank account. living like a monk until christmas