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@benihana-circumcision I put you in the iron lung

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Do I have clout yet? Can I get into a scandal? Can y'all cancel me for something?

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my brother in christ has those latino tweety bird god bless you messages for every day of the week locked and LOADED ready to send them to the whatsapp cardinal group chat 🙏

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Four Loko and a peppermint

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Sneaking out from the workshop with a rocking horse to autosodomize in the privacy of your gumdrop >>>>

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Took her to my penthouse and I biffed it

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How my workshop elves look at me as I shit my pants for the 10th time on Christmas night, due to my lactose intolerance

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wibta for suching rad penus

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This Christmas I'm pushing them together just a little

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It's 1:33am and I'm not in bed yet I'm sitting right next to the chimney what if santa claus comes

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I say something and they nod in unison and stroke their long grey beards and go "hmmm" I NEVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING THAT LONG

It's so over all of my haters are wisened old Chinese men and I am too foolish to comprehend their proverbs

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It's so over all of my haters are wisened old Chinese men and I am too foolish to comprehend their proverbs

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Yoooooooo someone just called Corey in the house an anime 😭😭😭😭😭

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I joined the Taliban

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Santa was just on newstalk talking about some "leave out some milk or Guinness Zero" you fat cunt who the fuck drinks Guiness zero I'm leaving out a bottle of whiskey go crash into a building in New York drunk you big bastard

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santa cunt is coming to serve