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the high society of crackers has declared me King of New Jersey (they/them I fucking guess I'm so fucking sorry Jesus)
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In Blood Meridian by New York Times bestselling author Cormac McCarthy, the Kid is a chaotic bisexual disaster with a big dream: to make this the queerest Mexican-American War ever. Just one problem: an asexual, certified DILF named Judge Holden. The 25th anniversary edition of Blood Meridian is a whole 351 pages of steamy will-they-won't-they enemies-to-lovers goodness.
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The worst ones possible
it's really funny how if you post oc for long enough, you're basically guaranteed to get at least one breakout >50k post, and it's never a good one. eventually by pure chance your most mid post gets boosted to the ignorant hoards and bam, the rest is history
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I always thought that the pale was sort of a reference to the actual real life pale, the Western section of Ireland that was under English rule in the late middle ages. Like Revachol is this wild place where full on capital c Civilization hasn't taken root, but beyond it, in the world you don't know, is this oppressive force. Not a government like in real life, but a sort of unidentifiable foreign feeling, a place where you know there's life but it's so different from your own that it's terrifying. You are LEGITIMATELY therefore beyond the pale, you're uncontrollable.
TL;DR I thought the message was that what you know is anarchy and wilderness and chaos and that which you don't know is under control. However please note that I am sometimes an idiot ☝️😁
The Pale in Disco Elysium is weird because it's like both the weight of history and global warming while at the same time bearing a lot of the metaphorical space that makes the ocean a place where "the veil is thin." And different people in the world have different theories as to what it is and so on, and it doesn't give you a determinate answer (of course the dialectical materialist version is probably supposed to be right but that's boring). So it's really doing this Baumgarten thing where you're supposed to think a bunch of thoughts at once, "through the same thought" so to speak. But then they do more cool worldbuilding stuff with that where it separates continents and reshapes the "pale blue dot" into a "pale gray dot."
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im not a "gossip" im a shakespearean tragedy minimizer. Free flows of information
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We all know that!
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officeshelpdesk · 14 hours ago
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Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI
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I MISS HIMMMMMMMMM
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Are you like, stupid?
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Vincent Jannelli - View of Jersey City Looking toward the New York City Skyline (1938)
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Least ominous local headline of all time
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Beginning a loving relationship with a teenager but not hitting til she's 18 because I'm not a pedophile btw
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Putting these on all the cats I spay at the office today
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They/them in my bio takin over like a headcrab
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when u came out as nonbinary i was really proud but i didnt know it'd be like this
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I'm 500 pounds but 1 pound of that is cock 🫦
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