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would you guys love me if i came back to this account and did asks again. i feel bad leaving, and i no longer feel sick to my stomach whenever i see outlast content.

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Can you wish my friend a happy birthday? He's a big fan of yours!

// this'll be the last ask i answer for a bit. happy late birthday.

'Course I can, sweetness. Sorry fer' bein' so late— don't mean I don't 'ppreciate you none. Maybe I can make up my absence. ;)

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// taking a break from this account. you all may continue to put asks in my inbox, because at some point i will answer them. it'll probably be sometime next month i get back to them.

as for roleplays in my direct messages, i will get to them ... at some point. sorry.

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Coyle, I beg of you stop cornering me in dark rooms DX You nearly gave me a heart attack last time! How the hell do you keep sneaking up on me?!

Maybe you just like it and ain't willin' to admit it.

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Any plans for Halloween costume this year officer?

I ain't no fuckin' pansy. Won't be doin' no such thing.

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"Mango🥭"

// fun fact; i am allergic to mangos!

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"No hope for this future generation."

There is hope, I'm just a bad apple since I like to throw bricks at cops

All you fucks seem t'like doin' it. That's 'lright, I'll put you in yer' fuckin' place.

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//RHHHGGHHNNN generator anon//

What if I were to-

Throws a bag of pistachios in the opposite direction,

GO GET 'EM

. . .

You stupid as hell.

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YOU PUT YOUR CROTCH IN MY FACE

Can put it somewhere else, if you'd like. ;)

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Stand up straight, Leland! Your posture is terrible!!

You really gotta' dictate every fuckin' thing I do? Mind yer' own business.

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imagine if I turn u into a lobster athen put u in a tank with other lobsters 🤔

// i personally believe he'd be a crab. he'd look exactly like this.

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Hello, I don't know if I'm going to regret this, but i got Dorris to give me this thing... So here you go... Have fun...! -Hands over a standard issue Smith & Wesson PC13 revolver- Please don't tell Dr. Easterman how I got this... but it only had three shells, so be warned...

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Oh, hell ... you sure gon' get rewarded from this, sweetness. Good on you.

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can you uhhhh pull on my pigtails.... 🤭

You ain't gotta tell me twice.

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Will unzip your pants with my mouth I'm skilled like that >;)

Well, shit, I won't stop ya'.

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I got a bag of teeth for you, all ethically sourced! (Holding one of those small sparkly gift bags that is full teeth)

(he doesn't take it).

I ain't grabbin' that. Who knows where those'a been.

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I've been good :D

*steals taser prod (whatever it's called) and runs away before shocking myself trying to figure out how to turn it on*

No hope for this future generation.

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is that seat taken? *points at his lap*

Hell no it ain't. Go 'head and make yer'self at home.