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I’m done being the bigger person. I’m gonna pick me over you ever time bcuz for years I have picked you as bet me and you let me drown in isolation. Just to covet me like a prize when I am in fact a natural disaster, a storm at sea, I am not a caged bird.

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

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NOSFERATU: A SYMPHONY OF HORROR (1922) dir. F. W. Murnau NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE (1979) dir. Werner Herzog NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

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the goal for this year and for every year is to be kind and also to stop being scared of literally everything

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So weird that my husband hasn’t replied to my message about Josh Hartnett snarling in that gif from Fight or Flight. Maybe it was the “WOOF WOOF” in my message. Or the “Good boy, Lucas.”

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JOSH HARTNETT as EBEN OLESON

30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007) dir. David Slade

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when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

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i do not care if bedroom fairy lights are forever perceived as a twee millennial thing i can never go back. any light that is not striving to approximate the soft glow of candlelight does not belong in my bedroom

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The service industry is like living in a parallel world, you're busy when everyone else is free on the weekends or night time, you're working the hardest when everyone else is resting or playing on the holidays

You see your family after everyone else is back at work, there is is no Christmas for service workers, there are no weekends, it's time formed in the shadow of "real" life, life lived in the invert