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no longer answering asks i dont have motivation sorry gang

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*A pink sparkly gift is delivered to Mach. It’s topped off with a purple bow, a compliment to her purple color scheme. Inside there are various things one may consider cute, such as stickers of hammers and other things that she liked. At the very bottom, there is a note written in what seems to be glittery pens. It reads “I didn’t really know what to get you, and you kind of intimidate me, but I wanted to repay you for a few days? Weeks? Ago.. I would’ve earlier but I was kind of… in a situation. Hope you enjoy! <3 -Samantha”.*

-@sukiithedummii

(She opened the gift, and nodded with a hum of approval. Normally she isn't so interested in cutesy things, but once in a while she could use some whimsy in her life. She appreciated the gift.)

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sup I got MR for first time ever :3

Did you get rid of it? They pose a threat if not dealt with properly.

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oh em gee ur like so cool can we get coffee together or something pretty please

If I have time, I don't see why not.

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hi hi mach do u like folly like in friendly way I think they r awesome

They are strange. Perhaps dangerous. Few things are capable of what they can achieve...

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YYAAAYY :D but yeah ive actually been talking with pilby a ton lately and theyre REALLY COOL!! their jokes are actually pretty funny too, i wish they made them more...

i drew them a flower yesterday I HAVENT SHOWN THEM YET but i plan to today!! DO YOU THINK THEYLL LIKE IT IM KINDA SCARED IDK

-🎶🎵🎶🎵

Agreed, they are not that bad as a comedian. If only they were less frightened on the stage... sometimes I wonder how I could help them with that.

And, I think they'd be the type to appreciate any kind of gift! They would definitely appreciate the thought. Go ahead and do it.

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Do you carry pilby around places

I can't imagine that they keep up with you on those short little legs

Sometimes, if they're really that tired. I try to wait for them when they struggle to keep up with the pace.

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Mach I feel like absolute shit rn before I go take another nap I js wanna say that you're the most coolest person evr ok bye

Thanks a lot for that. Hope you feel better soon, see ya!

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Would you like a caramel cupcake?

Mm, yeah, sure. I'll take one, thanks!

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helllloeooeoooooo mach :3 how are you!! its been a LOONG sec since ive talked to you. tell pilby i said hi :3!! also- question, could i call you "lina" as a nickname? ^_^

-🎶🎵🎶🎵

Hiya! Long time no see. I will tell Pilby that you visited and said hi.

And about that nickname... I would say we've known each other for long enough, and you seem nice, so sure! You can call me Lina. 🫶

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Mach how are you so pretty please teach me ur ways

Interesting question. You'll have to recognise it in yourself and cherish it. Nurture the innate beauty and it'll break through its shell.

Well, if this is what you're asking about anyway.

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mach - what is your hat so tall for? 🎤

While they designed the set they thought it'd look good, plus, it fits in with the rest of them in my work.

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I take it you’re familiar with the first Mario game, so I gotta ask- What’s your favorite level from it?

Probably 2-2, you know, the one with water. It's a nice change of gameplay and I like the music.

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what do you think of mac n cheese from the april fools she very scary by the way I no lik

She is... odd. An impostor who didn't bother to try at her job. I don't like being associated with her.

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hahahahahahhahaahahahaha AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAUHAHAHAHHHAHA

(She is slightly weirded out.)

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this is my headcanon for mach's voice (at least while singing) does anyone agree /ooc

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Mach ... I'm going to send a missile to your house with 20 pipe bombs and a Sanic that chases you down then roughly pins you down and starts eating you in Minecraft with skibidi that is a camera man in the Ohio grimace shakes and then the whole earth explodes. .... Also I'm going to put you into a mailbox where you get shipped into space and float there then travel to the sigma's.

-Feetpleasant

(She bonks Feetpleasant with her hammer. A mini black hole opens up where the hammer strike landed.)

Refrain.