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A

(Points a fan at pc)

Ooookay!

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(put ice pack on pc)

(Bard picks up the ice pack.)

Don't! The water could get on the keyboard!

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sooooo what happens if the computer overheats? like what happens to the game world

I really don't wanna know...

I-I'm sorry, you two! We'll be back!

(Bard shuts down the computer.)

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𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛.

(Bard turns off the computer.)

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hey, before anything goes wrong, like the computer overheating. sorry for coding in so much stuff because i don't know if it can handle all of this

Oh dear...

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(codes in a BUNCH of snow)

Have A Snowball War

Thank you, mysterious coder!

(Kiwi throws a snowball at Miriam.)

WH- HEY!!!

(Miriam throws a snowball at Kiwi.)

Hahah!

(They proceed to have a snowball battle.)

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can i offer you an egg?

(codes in a hard-boiled egg)

Ooh!

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(codes in a tree house with swings)

go hab fun

Yay!!!

(Kiwi runs to the swings and starts swinging!)

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twas a joke barb

but if you're worried, im guessing the stairs dont have railings with them

Nonono, the stairs have railings! If they didn't, that would be an OSHA violation!

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lol no idea

i am going to fall down the stairs now

Please don't!

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(Screenshot of Kiwi being a cutie)

this is mine now

What?????

It's theirs now.

How did you do that with such an old computer????????

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…How would you feel if there were multiple versions of yourself

In like.. different universes, I mean

Example, let’s say a Miriam trapped in a timeloop? Or one where Kiwi’s a villain? Maybe one where Audrey’s a bard instead of kiwi?

How would ya feel about that?

...Oh! I never thought of that!

If Kiwi was a villain, they would be the most ineffectual one ever.

I don't want to be a villain anyway!

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(Codes in a low resolution cream cheese bagel into the game)

bagel

Mmm!

(Kiwi eats the bagel.)

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question for everyone

if dragons were real, would you be prepared to meet one? dw they are non aggressive in this situation

Oh! Yeah! I would love to be friends with a dragon!

Me too!

Y'know what? Sure.

Eh, maybe.

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hmmm

(codes in a low resolution bird plush)

birb

Yay!!!

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what is everyones favorite animal? I'm asking the game world, too

Ohh, it's hard to pick a favorite! But if I did, I think I like birds!

...Gerenuks.

I like snakes!

Oh! I like birds, too!

...Coelacanths.

I literally have no idea at this point.

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ok cool!

do the NPCs know that their world is a game?

don't answer this if ya don't wanna

what's everyone's favorite food?

Um... I don't think I wanna answer that...

I like sweets!

Tch. Not telling you.

..........Sandwiches.

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what is their game world like, and what do they do in the world?

Well, now that there isn't really any adventuring to be had, we just hang out and talk to the other NPCs!