Mostly just posting random things I see that I enjoy. I’m too tired to care half the time. Maybe more than half the time
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I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
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im getting eaten by big green caterpillars tomorrow
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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features
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sorry for finding it hot when people’s hair goes grey. as if im wrong
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hello i made a uquiz :") ♡
come take it & reblog this post & tag some friends with your result !!!
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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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I don’t understand Godzilla Vs Kong.”who wins an alligator or a monkey” alligator every time. “What if they were both big” what if you had sense. You would see
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really wish gender was more of a hobby and less of a societal contract and mandate
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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"
and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM
and then start massive grease fires in their backyards
it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition
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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.
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“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars
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