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sorry for finding it hot when people’s hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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hello i made a uquiz :") ♡

come take it & reblog this post & tag some friends with your result !!!

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Mission: Impossible is THE franchise

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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I don’t understand Godzilla Vs Kong.”who wins an alligator or a monkey” alligator every time. “What if they were both big” what if you had sense. You would see

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really wish gender was more of a hobby and less of a societal contract and mandate

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Paolo Rivera: Spider-Gwen

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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"

and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM

and then start massive grease fires in their backyards

it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition

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What three you picking??

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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

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“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

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Batkids being asked "Why does Batman show the lower half of his face?" And the answers are actually pretty accurate 😂😂

If you like RobStar and other DC shananagans on the regular, why not follow me?? 😊🤷🏾‍♀️

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baby bird burrito!!! that boy likes to be so cozy! and a part of him never grows out of it….