So you're gonna merge onto I-95 northbound to Maine, and eventually go onto I-295 N and keep following the signs for the New Jersey Turnpike and Delaware Memorial Bridge, okay? Are you with me? So, merge on to the Turnpike, follow the signs for the Garden State Parkway, and take the exit toward NJ-17 N. Now, keep left. You wanna end up on I-87 heading towards Albany; you're gonna be here for like 30 miles before taking exit 23 to I-787. Here you're gonna keep left and then take the right two lanes down exit 9E for NY-7 E to Troy. Stay on NY-7 E and eventually you'll pass a Popeyes on your right (this is how you know you're going the right way). You're gonna take a right to stay on NY-7 E and now you're in Vermont! Congratulations! If you turn left to go onto W Main St, the Dollar General will be on your left in 0.8 mi
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@zorilleerrant uhm, actually he's, like, ten apples tall 🤓☝️
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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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somebody give him something to do before he realizes he’s bored
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as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare
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how do people ummmm focus and pay attention and get out of the mind and into the world
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some idoggies for your bloggies f2u with reblog/credit
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as soon as you make a tumblr account your name legally changes to [first name] [blog url]
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