So you're gonna merge onto I-95 northbound to Maine, and eventually go onto I-295 N and keep following the signs for the New Jersey Turnpike and Delaware Memorial Bridge, okay? Are you with me? So, merge on to the Turnpike, follow the signs for the Garden State Parkway, and take the exit toward NJ-17 N. Now, keep left. You wanna end up on I-87 heading towards Albany; you're gonna be here for like 30 miles before taking exit 23 to I-787. Here you're gonna keep left and then take the right two lanes down exit 9E for NY-7 E to Troy. Stay on NY-7 E and eventually you'll pass a Popeyes on your right (this is how you know you're going the right way). You're gonna take a right to stay on NY-7 E and now you're in Vermont! Congratulations! If you turn left to go onto W Main St, the Dollar General will be on your left in 0.8 mi
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes
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My Rector has a Catholic Mass LEGO that has an Altar Book that doubles as a reliquary, complete with a LEGO saint’s LEGO bone.
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Apparently the fact that this is a bible class will not stop me from bringing up the Iliad

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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