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A winter break Eddie before I go back to work tomorrow ❄️
Things have been pretty slow so there so I’m thinking about opening a few digital commission spots, what kind of stuff would you guys want to see?
#I headcanon Eddie as refusing to wear gloves (and especially not mittens)#he would rather let his hands turn blue than put them on
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Klawf -- Yuya Oka
#remembering how I named my Klawf ‘Devito’ because this looks like Danny Devito#and I burst out laughing when I saw its shiny form bc it’s just such a bright blue#I wanted its shiny form to be a bright green and honestly this was 10x better#pokemon#love u Klawf!!!
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On my knees for you, emperor.
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So I live in New Jersey and it has been so distressing to hear about fires all over the state. I freeze when I hear fire trucks because I don’t know if my town is next. I’m frantically the state’s forest fire service page on Twitter hoping to see good news but the fires keep getting bigger. I only wrote this because I heard a fire truck go by and I’ve heard two more since I started. I’m scared. My state is burning and we haven’t had any real rainfall since September. There was maybe a quarter inch of rain on Sunday.
I love New Jersey and I love its forests and its nature and its all burning.
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💀🔥Hellfire Club🔥💀
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💜⚰️Corroded Coffin magazine⚰️💜
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tumblr really is my diary i luv screaming to the void i dont care if i make sense or not this is for me
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Children eh welcome the new guy!
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Everyone that’s nice to me Thank u I feel horrible all the time
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To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:
When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.
When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.
When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.
Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.
You did that.
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GREY'S ANATOMY (2005-) 1.02 ✽ The First Cut Is the Deepest
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eddie’s the typa guy to look you right in the eyes, a beer in one hand and a bag of hot cheetos in the other and say, deadass, “i bumped into your future husband earlier.”
and when you raise a brow at him he smiles goofily and iterates, “that mirror fuckin’ hurt, bro.”
not me seeing a reel and immediately thinking of eddie 💀
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