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the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

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get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

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you’re !! literally !! so !! pretty !!

Am egg.

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hey ! i hope you’re doing alright, staying safe, thriving, getting everything out of life. i knew you for a little while a couple years ago, i always felt comfortable around you and your friends were really nice to me and it was just nice. in conversation with people sometimes you come up and you should know people always say something along the lines of “she is so wonderful”. you have a really great way about you.

Gonna need you to tell me who this is. 🥺

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i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

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do you ever see someone so attractive that you just

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ralph breaks the internet princess wallpapers

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Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

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David Schwimmer films himself in a New York supermarket with his arms full in spoof video after police issued plea for his lookalike in the UK

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Also I love you 💕

Thanks man.

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Hey! Do you still post often? Also, do you like my brother my brother and me? Also you’re great!! Hope you’re doing well, you’re a sunflower 🌻

I have no idea who you are. But I occasionally visit this hellsite

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Hi guys. I still exist.

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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

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