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i love love love my deranged best friend buck buckley!!!!!! he has big giant muscles and a gymbro phenotype but he hates and is bad at sports. he tells the guy he’s dating that he’s doing keto :( but then immediately turns around and makes 14 trays of lasagna to be consumed by his husband and child in an elimination-style tournament. he has a quadruple digit body count but all he ever really wants is to be loved and held and listened to. he has never heard of rambo or tlc but could identify a rhinoceros beetle from a hundred feet away and then tell you sixteen different facts about it including its scientific name and the date of its classification. he struggles with authority but will literally kill himself and then you (in that order) if you try to deviate from his plan when he’s the one in charge. he tried to become a navy seal because he wanted to be a badass but then self-selected out because he realized his heart was too big and squishy to do the job. just :( and also :)

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more abt me ???? >_<

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there was a summer i started collecting knives…

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Franklin ⚡️

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frankie and laura 4 today

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They’re back

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[FINALLY DRACULAURA💖]

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Abbey Bominable from Monster High ❄️

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I am OBSESSED with g3 twyla. Her design was already great but then they had to go and PERFECT her

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A need ★

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haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

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i love tumblr a lot but dont ask me how it works i'll just stare at you blankly