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guys she split the apple down symmetrical lines and what she found was kind of scary. lalala old drawing i will force myself to post so here it is and you see it

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The doctor, the leper, the spearhand and the poetess

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CEO of gamestop.

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely

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he’s on a mission

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My calendar says today is Essek Day. I don't remember why, but who am I to disobey myself from a year ago lol

Edit: this calendar entry kept buging me bc I couldn't find anything about April 7th that had to do with Essek. Turns out it was my phone calendar being weird and the actual date I put in was the 5th. That's nothing either though, but the 4th of April is Essek's first appearance so that has to be what I was aiming for lmao

Sorry for the confusion hahah

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A renowned stapler

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don't mind me I just have mild Clawthorne brainrot

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“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.

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honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

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people who write fics. how do you feel about comments on super old ones you wrote like 2+ years ago

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A hug. He needs it.