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Revisiting this weirdly popular post because Dominik somehow managed to cheat on Rhea.

I'm not even wondering why, just how did this man find two women interested in him?

Wrestling is great. Especially with new fans, because they'll ask why that bisexual goth mommy lady is with that sopping dog of a man that is Dominik Mysterio and you have to sit them down and explain "So in the year 2005 there was a custody battle at Summerslam..."

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I love looking at merch ads that were clearly made when the wrestler was face.

Look at Drew here. So full of hate.

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Wrestling is great. Especially with new fans, because they'll ask why that bisexual goth mommy lady is with that sopping dog of a man that is Dominik Mysterio and you have to sit them down and explain "So in the year 2005 there was a custody battle at Summerslam..."

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I ain't saying I think Verbalase SHOULD have commissioned that softcore porn video with Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, but I find it hard to really make fun of it considering that, if in his situation, the percentage of the population who would do basically the same thing is probably over 25%

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i can't stop jotaro from living in my head rent-free his character has so many goddamn layers to it. like you're telling me that the shonen protagonist learns about the value of teamwork, makes allies and befriends them, relies on their unique abilities, and immediately recesses on that development after his best friend and important mentor died because they were involved in a fight that was not theirs to face and revolved around jotaro and his family. you give us an edgelord teenager with very few friends and a ton of age appropriate angst. you give him people who accept him and appreciate him and cherish them the way he is, people who help with a terrifying new ability he's gained that they're more familiar with, people who Want To Help Him just because they care about him. you give him two or so months of ups and downs during which he can bond with these people, get to know them, face horrors and terrors and the unknown over and over again and make it out somehow, make sure that everyone makes it out somehow.

and at the very end jotaro is not able to save everyone. he can't repay that care and kindness in the moment where it matters the most.

it doesn't end there either, because he survives and he lives and has to continue living, move on with his life after everything he went through. he has to go on with the knowledge that his stand is terrifyingly similar to that of the man he killed with his own hands, the man who murdered his friends. he has to move on and has barely anyone to talk to about these things because his best friend is gone and his grandfather lives in the states and his mother wasn't there and the one friend who made it lives very far away as well. he pursues a normal career to the extend he can and lets his own stand rot and rust because he wants to go back to the normalcy he was robbed of when he was 17, normalcy he's never going to have for as long as he lives.

for whatever reason he winds up with a daughter. a child he runs away from when he realizes the kinds of things that haunt the blood that flows in her veins, the kind of hurt his presence could bring into her life, unaware of the pain he caused by leaving her behind. a twisted sense of caring that demands he removes himself from the lives of anyone who means anything to him, because all he does is spread a plague he never asked to deal with.

and the one thing that really gets to me atm is that despite everything, despite everything they went through during stone ocean, jolyne and jotaro never truly reconcile. they never get to talk through the problems jotaro himself piled onto their relationship with his actions. jolyne may not be as angry at him in the end, and jotaro does come to her aid obviously, but the end is wrapped up in emotions and feelings and adrenaline and everything-fucking-else that's going on. there's no time to truly address the complicated hurt in their relationship, and that hurt is erased along with the universe. i think there's even a possibility that when everything ended, jotaro wasn't certain if jolyne had forgiven him. and it's very possible that she hadn't, not truly, not in a sound mindset that wasn't clouded by bloodloss and a violent survival instinct.

god i love characters that are so fucking complicated and have such fucking complex relationship dynamics with other equally complex characters im losing my mind

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Did they ever make an "I have an inkling joke" out of inkling from splatoon? I'm not looking this up.

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When Priest and Finn lost the tag team titles, Rhea got them a rematch and everything was fine.

When Dom lost the North American title, Rhea threatened his spot within the JD. Nobody other than Dom has EVER been threatened with expulsion before or since. I hope they acknowledge Rhea literally saying "get back that championship or I will break this whole thing off" in the future.

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✋️🤚 vs 🤌🤌

Be still my beating heart

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I've never called someone a babygirl before but...

“what would i want with you?? yuck”

IM CRYING

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I am going to die if Cole says Five Nights at Freddy's again it's like getting punched in the chest.

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They're still advertising Damian vs. Cody at Crown Jewel, so I don't think Cody is actually injured like some people say.

In the storyline, Cody's saying he's good to go.

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NICK ALDIS BEING A SCUMBAG TRYING TO ACTIVELY SABATOGE RAW IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

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He'll be back at Crown Jewel to stick a cast up Damian's ass.

Or maybe not brother plans change.

Cody better not actually be injured cause I will simply have to have a talk with Damien and Lord Farquaad:) just a talk

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So...

Logan Paul is a heel. But he has a legion of fans who will presumably watch RAW if and when he's on it, so what's the dynamic here?

Also having him be with Dom was a great idea.

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How was your campaign today? Me? I had my players argue about who was going to pay for McDonald's for literally 5 hours in a form of social oneupsmanship

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I don't particularly care for Bra and Panties matches for a lot of reasons but the fact that nobody thought of a heel coming out with LAYERS of clothing nobody could ever strip off is a sign that they literally did not give two fucks about telling a story beyond boobs.

Candice Michelle makes her entrance for a tag team bra and panties match against Torrie Wilson and Maria. Raw June 19, 2006