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“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived

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More fiancé art!

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“This is a more serious matter than I expected, Watson,” said he. “It is fair to tell you so though I know it will only be an additional reason to you for running your head into danger. I should know my Watson by now. But there is danger, and you should know it.”

“Well it is not the first we have shared, Holmes. I hope it may not be the last.”

I actually can’t stand them

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she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

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turnabout sisters is so insane in hindsight. you are miles edgeworth. mia fey, the first defense attorney you ever went against, has been murdered and you are prosecuting her little sister for the crime. not only are you intrinsically tied to her because of the circumstances surrounding your father’s death but you both watched a man kill himself your first time in court. you think this case could not be more emotionally charged. then you walk into court the day of the trial and who do you see on the defense? your fucking childhood best friend who you haven’t seen in 15 years.

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Some Pokemon sprites my fiancé made! I am so proud and love them. 😭

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small brain: edgeworth's unnecessary feelings are gay thoughts and it's a gay moment

larger brain: edgeworth's unnecessary feelings are about his dogmatic worldview changing so it's not a gay thing

galaxy brain: edgeworth's unnecessary feelings are about his dogmatic worldview changing, which is gay as fuck to do because of another man

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fake ass pathetic man liker i bet you dont even fantasize about pushing him down stairs and making him cry

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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

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Well kids when a captain and a ship love each other very much sometimes they choose to express it physically and go down together

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some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

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toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

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"big if true" and "many are saying this" are like sisters

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couldn't find my giant elephant until I scrolled a few z levels up over the paddock

I just

wanna understand how the fuck this happened