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game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

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Warning: Professional, do not attempt.

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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my favorite g/t trope is the "oh shit my giant friend is actually *really* scary" realization while the giant protects the tiny

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I don't know what title to put, but I know one thing. I MISS DRAWING MY BABIES SO MUCH!!!!!!

I made a little sketch as if Sweetheart is seeing Atlas in the darkness for the 'first time' and she feels something a little too close to her like a LARGE, menacing presence. She takes out her phone and turns on the flashlight. She sees a bunch of signs stuck to something… Fleshy? And when she least expects it, a headlight shines on her. A bizarre greenish light blinds her vision. When she opens her eyes again, she sees who the owner of all that fearful presence was.

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I’ll make a better post about it later, but my full g/t (and normal) comms are open and I will not charge extra for a little guy for the rest of February! I’m a little desperate for funds as my account is in the negatives and I owe $148 USD in medical charges. I guess this counts as emergency commissions now.

You can find my price list here on Trello, and if something is out of your budget I’m open to negotiation. My Ko-Fi is here if you have any spare change (no obligation!)

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A commission for my dear friend @starlightsruby featuring some self indulgent shenanigans-

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"A god wronged you so greatly that you began to target those he blessed in revenge. And strangely enough, all those he blessed happened to be kings. Years later, you became known as the 'Kingslayer'. Now, that god's blessing is no different from a curse."

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Scarlett and Dame Date: Unknown

Found this old photo of Scarlett and Dame. None sure when this was taken. Look how young and happy they are! So cute! I hope to find more pictures of them!

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Sail Among the Stars - submitted by SeesawSiya

#d67acd #f1c7eb #f3f3fa #c6e5dd #206a83 #003070

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okay, so, I'm hella fed up with the lack of a functional line break option on this hellsite so:

here y'all go, it's a png - save it, use it, and enjoy the feature.

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the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.

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Sea monsters AU

👩🏻: you are a merman ? ( from what I remember from the book’s mermaid shouldn’t be that big..?)

🦈:yes i am ^_^

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Duck vs Angel 🐥

🧡Sam: You didn't have to kill the poor duck!

💚Angel: Who made him look at me like that!

🧡Sam: It's a toy, Angel! Don't make things up, hahaha 🤣

💚Angel: What's that?? 🤨

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Thanks for the support 🍓✨

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if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.