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medieval lit is really fun. there will be a footnote that is like “nobody knows what the author meant there and scholars have been debating it for centuries” 

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.

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mushroom chat just dropped

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i am capable of learning how to. taking my first steps!!

how do i trust the people i love

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how do i trust the people i love

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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*i feel a shiver go down my spine*

”oh, god..” i say. i feel it in my bones.

this feeling..

“ao3 is down!”

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Sirius Black.

His rune tattoos spell: “stray dogs never find a home” on his arm and “James” on his ribs, bc I am trash

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

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i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now