One liter of Mountain Dew short of an American messiah.Deeply and violently stupid, allegedly. 24
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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 馃敟馃檹馃馃挜馃挜馃挵
bad parts of having job:

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf
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If your activism calls for ending a people, a nation, or a culture, that's not actually activism.
That's what activists used to fight.
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"I still can't get my kids back; with all the money and fame I still don't get to see my children" might be the funniest lyrics of all time lmao
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Oh, uh, I don't think she would post something considered mature content but I'll check I guess

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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works
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