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I love how Captain Yami from Black Clover is basically just Aizawa but super buff and unhinged

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Youtube suggested to me a playlist called the yeehaw agenda. My southern accent having ass feels very attacked right now.

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Halloween is one of my favorite movies, so a year or so ago, I made the Halloween/Michael Myers theme my ringtone. This wasn't a problem for me until recently when I decided to rewatch Rob Zombie's Halloween. As you can imagine, I was startled when the theme started playing.

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I hate how I'll be looking through a tag, and maybe about half of the posts are completely unrelated ads. Like, no, I do not want a car wrap. No, I do not want to see some random girls' naked bodies. No, I do not want to buy furniture. No, I do not want to take your online course. If I was at all interested in any of that stuff, I'd be looking through tags related to those things!

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My Older Brother's Shenanigans: Drunken Kung-fu

When I was little, I used to play Virtua Fighter 5 with my big brother. I always chose Sarah because I thought she was pretty and her moves looked cool. My brother, however, usually chose Shun the drunken kung-fu master. One time, when we finished a match, he looked me dead in the eye and, in an exaggerated southern accent, said, "I'm gonna get drunk and fight you". This became a thing he would randomly say to me for years until one night he drank a few alcoholic cream sodas and simply said, "I'm gonna fight you".

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My brother once told me that when he dies, he wants me to Weekend at Bernie's him around Disney World.

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I'd like to think that the real reason Vanessa is after Gregory is that this actually isn't the first time he got up to some absolute gremlin behavior (like this is just what he does on a regular tuesday night) and she's just trying to keep him from singlehandedly melting the pizzaplex down into the ground House Of Wax style

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It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to do it, but I made it happen

I just need to put this image in y’all’s head

Lilia owning this bed but in hot pink

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I fully support the babygirlification of big scary men

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I haven't used Clue in years, and I decided to download it again, and this is what I'm met with. 🤣

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The "taking on five Kens at once (in a fight)" part killed me 🤣

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

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This category is fun until someone decides to quiz you on that particular piece of media so that they can feel superior

blorbo category of "I don't engage with this media but this one character intrigues me and therefore they're my best friend no matter what"

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I've just come to the realization that if you mess up a drawing of an animal, you can just say it's a drawing of botched taxidermy. You're not bad at drawing animals, just really great at drawing botched taxidermy.

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Damn I'd probably faint too

Man came into my job today and looked just like the early concept designs of Hobie (the ones where he actually is designed to be an adult) and I had to keep my head down and look away because if I looked him in the eyes I would have ended up fainting he was just so beautiful

He looked just like this

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HOLY SHIT THESE 2 THINGS COMBINED WERE MY CHILDHOOD

But really, they were. I turned 5 that year and I was obsessed with Hannah Montana. Meanwhile, my brother was 16 or 17 and obsessed with My Chemical Romance. We had a radio/cd player, and he would use it to blast My Chemical romance, Panic! At The Disco, and Escape The Fate, amongst other bands like them. I wound up liking that stuff too, and we bonded over that along with monster/horror movies, video games, and comics.

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Thank you, Tumblr, for once again reminding me that I have no life.