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Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter, momentarily distracted by a beluga whale

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day 328: baker

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if heart had burger

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Porcelain tentacle pots 2024

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Carbonara preparation under pressure....

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if anyone’s got an in at dominos, please message me

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Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.

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Who's the 'em' in Beat 'em Up?

You, motherfucker!!!!

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splatoon passes the reverse-bechdel test and all instances of it in-game are attempted murder of Craig Cuttlefish

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Porygon

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anngunnfoto

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American naturalization test

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