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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
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Guess what I just placed an order for.. 馃槼 New CotL Stickers. 馃憖 I'll let y'all know when my shop is live. 鉂わ笍馃挏
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for the past few days ive been having to watch this video at least 20 times every few hours or else i get sick
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my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...
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i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* make it through this year if it kills me
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Betrayal.
Had this vision in mind and pulled an all nighter to complete it, the brainrot is insane
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every day im out here, falling into a hole that is not my grave and then getting out of this hole which is not a grave and then falling into a hole again
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i liked doing the independent run because it meant i could walk into caesar鈥檚 tent with a missile launcher and atomize him and yes man didn鈥檛 even give a fuck that i did that. mr house wouldve been all
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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