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treebark shippers in 2021:

wow renchanting was crazy. hahaha what if i started shipping them as a joke. why simp for the middle when you can simp for the top. hand in hand gayass. it’s a joke guys, it’s a joke. well guess what hahaha FUCK it’s no longer a joke. what’s happening to me—

treebark shippers in 2022:

GAY DEVOTION!! GAY MARRIAGE! THEY ARE IN LOVE REAL AND TRUE!! SPREAD THE TREEBARK! JOIN US!! DOUBLE LIFE BROKEN HEARTS CLUB hi what. did martyn just acknowledge treebark. wh

treebark shippers in 2023:

[screaming and wailing on the ground] ohhhhhhh my god i miss them UNGUIDED HAND?? LIMITED LIFE?? GAYASS DRABBLE?? MARTYN?? REN!??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM. i’m going crazy in this economy

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you are martyn and you wake up next to your wife and kids and it’s going to be springtime soon which reminds you of that one deranged roleplay from three years ago now. traffic fandom is screaming about new life series but you check discord and nothing has been announced, no new red dm notification, nothing new from ren as per usual. you wonder if it’s just you so you log on twitter and you realise ren genuinely replies to no one, not doc (the guy you stole a diamond from) and his increasingly desperate simp tweets. but ren replied to this fanartist from your tumblr tags that you call king. whatever. so you go on youtube to see what this guy is doing and you scroll past enough wither farm thumbnails to find his stuff from last season and you see the thumbnails of him and false at blue river raceway and something bittersweet and sour rises up in your chest, something that’s not jealousy, and you think of that ice boat race again, think about the stab of guilt to feel towards tango that you remember the boat race more than the technological marvel that is decked out, but hey, you’re just biased for that old dog, okay? you can’t help it, no one can help it. thinking about decked out makes you think of that burning box again and how it’s been months since that electrifying exchange, you remember sitting there for forty minutes bullshitting about anything while ren diggity dog speaks in a cup, you remember the vinegar chips that you ate, you remember the slightly sour tang on your tongue, ren says your eyes sparkle in the flames and your neck is kissable and you feel like you’ll walk backwards in hell for him, you slowly let the chips in your mouth soften and disintegrate like it’s not the vinegar you want to savour

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[mumbo voice] it’s simple really, ren is doc’s wife and martyn is ren’s wife

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being a treebark blog is like. they speak and i am filled with the urge to post shit like THEY ARE SO IN LOVE ❤️ like yes. yes we all know. treebark blog thinks treebark is in love. they are so in love btw

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suddenly remembered that ren said in a hc6 ep to iskall that he liked blondes (or something like that)

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ren sounds excited and eager when he says “martyn!” but sounds unbelievably dopey and infatuated when he goes “marteeeen 🥰”. martyn sounds whiny and pathetic when he goes “ren?” and incredibly fond when he goes “ren diggity dog”

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honestly given the decked out lobby, 40 minutes of downtime is all it takes for ren and martyn to escalate into full blown gay yearning demon lore making out. imagine if their life series reunion wasn’t one full of gimmicks and distractions. put them 40 minutes in a mineshaft im sure they could kiss it out and solve the wack tension going on since 2021

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in every lifetime i will find you and be jealous of all the people you talk to ❤️💚

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the nickname “marteeeen” is hilarious to me because ren usually comes up with nicknames when he meets a new person. but marteen was simply born from his gay ass yearning like he concentrated all of his affection and longing into one nickname that clawed its way out of his chest

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i don’t think ren can fix martyn but martyn can fix ren because he’s absolutely infatuated and hasn’t spoke to him for so long. “marteeeen <3” okay.

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Martyn and Ren will never set up a DND stream because those motherfuckers know for a fact it's going to end with both of them irrevocably and fundamentally changed by the experience and they could never come back from the inevitable love confessions and make out sessions that would occur in character technically but also just a little bit too close to their real selves to be totally unrelated characters

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ren is so annoying. how does martyn put up with him.

martyn is so annoying. how does ren put up with him

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imagining ren acting like he’s drunk and just saying whatever and grinning broadly and randomly calling martyn “babygirl” or “babydoll” for whimsy and shits and giggles and martyn is like, shrilly retorting what did you just call me?

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i would rather lose half of me than to lose you

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i stole dna from you and i stole my powers from the world because i love you. i don’t care if people are lore allergic or think i’m cringey because i love you and i want you here with me. this gimmick is not a one-time focus it is now my weapon. player agency is beautiful.

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you know ren is genuinely into someone when he gets really really freaky

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Tying to practice drawing Ren by draw different au of himself

And then I wake up with all of this-

Stagelight au by @anpanbun design by @1-marigold-1