She/her, 17, minecraft enthusiasts, idiot, simp, father of 4, divorce lawyer, widow, aunt, tupperware saleswoman, boss lady, Pogchamp, In love with an e girl
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i think about you when i go to sleep, i’ll think about you when i wake up. you’re always on my mind, dear
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Why the hell is my first Minecraft impulse of the year to turn all lanterns into lava lamps??
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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life
i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously
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i’m pretty sure at this point if someone held me tenderly id just black out
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It sucks that you have to keep yourself busy to feel okay.
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ADHD culture is never feeling proficient or skilled enough in one single hobby/niche due to constant shifting of interests, but having enough random surface level knowledge to win an episode of Jeopardy.
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“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”
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And if I post this? Then what? What’ll you do? I believe I’m in the right here.
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idk bout u guys but theres something about sapnap going absolute FERAL in a lava pool that just sits right with me
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I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAFXHX
I can see the title “I disguised myself as a Minecraft speed runner and nobody knew”
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