observer-of-lifetimes

[observer-of-lifetimes]

Ooc: okay so. Work is getting hectic af. This gon be postponed for awhile.

[observer-of-lifetimes]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is leaning towards you and is whispering in your ear!]

CHESS. CHESS. CHESS. CHESS.

{ The constellation, “observer of lifetimes” is resisting the urge to flick the gnat by their ear .}

{ An “eye” has started laughing.}

{ WHEEZE- OUR LADY DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS-}

{ An eye has been forcibly closed.}

[observer-of-lifetimes]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist would like to know if you would like to play a new russian game they learned!]

Oh no.

[observer-of-lifetimes]

.... A new one??? What do you mean new one??!!!!

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

[observer-of-lifetimes]

I don’t even know what’s happening .

Last song: Credits song for my death but I can’t let you win

last movie: Pjsk thingy I forgot the movies name-

Last Book: Heaven’s Official Blessings

Last Tv Show: I don’t even remember

Sweet Savory Spicy: Mostly sweet .

Last thing I googled: How to deal with idiots

looking forward to: Writing thats about it.

Tagging: @tracer-of-stardust @weaver-of-deceptive-fates @xiao-xing @local-historian

I don’t know anyone else who wouldn’t mind1

tag game

tagged by @litterateur97 @gigantomachy1916 and @lightyaoigami ❣️

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

Last song: getaway car by ms taylor swifttttt

Last movie: wallace and gromit vengeance most fowl :)

Last book: y/n by esther yi

Last TV show: mob psycho 100 :3c

Sweet/savory/spicy: it's so hard to choose,,, but spicy i think

Relationship status: married to my wonderful spouse & dating my wonderful girlfriend :')

Last thing I googled: best way to brush cats teeth

Looking forward to: my girlfriend visiting in 10 days and my birthday at the end of next month ❣️

Current obsession(s): meronia always

No pressure tags: @dreamfilleddonuts @aaxzlyte @chupacabrafritz @tinyowl12 @queer-omens-in-the-archives @vorareromantic @vriskarlmarx @empressofthewind @mellosberetta69 @squidish @lsdoomed and @deelavis

[observer-of-lifetimes]

{ The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes” is flabbergasted at the sight in front of them.}

{ Kim Dokja, what is this? Why is your nose bleeding?didn’t you claim you were straight-}

{ An “eye” has begun to gaze upon you!}

{ WH EE Z E- WH A T I S TH AT - DI DN T YO U CL A IM TH AT HE WA S JU ST YOU R COM PA NI ON-}

reaction . Now . I will be the bane of u

cred to @/d0gtoothjones on tumblr

[observer-of-lifetimes]

// your alive so what else is there to say?-

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[observer-of-lifetimes]

HONEY THE EYE IS THE DUDE- Eh whatever. Technically that was an incarnation body so the eye is in a shit ton of trouble and Observer is now secluded in a room contemplating life .

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[observer-of-lifetimes]

// … GIRL WHICH ONE????

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[observer-of-lifetimes]

{ The mental stability of the constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes” is wavering at the sight of the form of their “eye”}

[ An “Eye” is staring back at their “Creator”]

[ The face seems to smile , even while blurred before turning its attention back to the other, the body crossing its arms as it stares.]

{ Come on, I don’t have all day, at this point I might just be bored .}

[ The body unsheathes a dagger, playing with it before sheathing it once again. The vague man seems to want to avoid looking at this creator.]

{ The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes” Is sighing and turning away from the screen .}

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[observer-of-lifetimes]

{ An “eye” has incarnated into the realm!]

{ I swear on the observer above…. I can handle my own fights. I wonder… will a larvae with no arms hold up? Even if you use tricky methods, just know WE’VE seen every technique in this eternal life of OURS.}

[ There a man with dark toned skin is in the field, bright red hair in a ponytail . However, his face is distorted, as if lost to time and wiped off the face of knowledge of who he used to be. Small daggers are pocketed and sheathed in the belt around his waist as a dark turtle neck is pulled across his lean build, a shawl covering the rest of his body with tassels at the edges of the black and white shawl, a brooch resembling an eye with an orange iris . If you were to see a sliver of his face, you’d see the scratches and tears of a face torn off and stolen. He has brown knee high boots tht seem to have chains dangling from them.]

{ Do come out, Bored child. Allow me to entertain your mundane existence.]

{ the constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes” has gone silent at the arrival of their “Eye”}

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[observer-of-lifetimes]

{ The constellation, “observer of Lifetimes” is sighing in exasperation.}

{ An “eye has ripped itself out of its confines.}

{ Well guess what? This little ol- eye will beat your ass up because this eye actually knows how to use a book of clauses correctly!! }

{ Do not attempt to force ownership onto us. All of us are willing to reason and legal our way out of this situation you’ve gotten yourself into.}

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..

[observer-of-lifetimes]

{ The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes”, is going against their end!}

{ I already have too many children, hence all the “Eyes” I did not find that egg, one of my “eyes” did. I don’t have to pay child support. May I also add in the fact I did not birth them, I didn’t not find them, they don’t even know my touch. You asked for the egg, and I merely did a favor.}

{ And shut up you stupid system- let me die this once if I’m forced to take of a child I don’t even know , or frankly even want to know.}

{ An “eye” is staring nervously!}

[ U m, con st el lat ion, d o st op , i m afr ai d ma ste r wi ll, as i n yo ut hf ul ter ms, cr a sh ou t…]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is sighing!]

My child will never know their eldrich parent.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is wiping away a single tear]

[ The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes”, is sighing with an exasperated look on their face.]

{ Said child came from the confines of nothingness, I am not their parent, you merely asked for an egg, I only told one of my “Eyes” to retrieve something akin to an egg.}

[An “eye” is wheezing.]

{ HA H- H EL P- LI A N HU A LO OK, TH E GO OFY E GG GO T AD OPT ED-}

[observer-of-lifetimes]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is sighing!]

My child will never know their eldrich parent.

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is wiping away a single tear]

[ The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes”, is sighing with an exasperated look on their face.]

{ Said child came from the confines of nothingness, I am not their parent, you merely asked for an egg, I only told one of my “Eyes” to retrieve something akin to an egg.}

[An “eye” is wheezing.]

{ HA H- H EL P- LI A N HU A LO OK, TH E GO OFY E GG GO T AD OPT ED-}

[observer-of-lifetimes]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist has pulled out a boombox!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist is dancing to the Lemonaid Duck song!]

[Constalation Bored Anarchist wants you to join them in dancing to the Lemonaid Duck song!]

[The constellation, “Observer of lifetimes is staring ]

{ I’m sorry? I’m.. not familiar with such a song.]

[An “Eye” is sighing.]

[ I VO LEN TE ER!]

[observer-of-lifetimes]

[The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes” is sighing miserably.]

[An “eye” has begun to look down upon you.]

[ Dokja, do you really think we have better things to do?… You’re talking to a person whose “End” is literally cursed observance, a cat who gambles and has an insane amount of coins, a constellation that’s bored all the time, another constellation that’s bored all the time and literally creates fates for entertainment, a sleepy cat, a fallen prince who probably has nothing else to do now, an archangel who consumes art and fan-fictions of you and your companion and a child who literally traces the stars for hundreds of years having nothing else to do. Don’t get me started on the others…]

[The constellation, “Observer of Lifetimes” has consumed a bit of probability to wack you lighting on the head.]

There's been so many new constellations appearing here recently.. Do you all have nothing better to do?

[observer-of-lifetimes]

you seem chill AS FUCK.

10/10 would rob a hobby lobby with on our way home from burning down a large, 20 ft tall statue made up entirely with 2007 pt cruiser tires nick named 'Big Bertha' in the parking lot of a Dennies.

HELP I WHEEZED SO HARD RN I WOULD TOO