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Please watch this video if your sad.
(No kitties were hurt.)
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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
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A little reminder to myself and everyone else.
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do yall remember that time when youtube when down for an hour
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me, writing, throwing commas around like i’ve just won the lottery and i’m exulting in my winnings, needlessly, passionately, with no thought to the consequences,
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“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

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Batman: I poisoned some of our drinks to keep you guys on your toes with poisoning training
Batman: But I lost which one because Damian mixed them up
Damian: We had to keep YOU on your toes too, father
Jason: The way our family is, I hope it’s mine that’s poisoned
Tim: If its yours hand it over I want a swig
Dick: Guys NO!
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a small collection of irondad and spiderson posts on robert downey jr.’s facebook
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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass
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A few years ago, my aunt raised 4 baby squirrels whose mother died a few days after they were born. She had to syringe feed them every 3 hours for weeks. Once they were full grown, she slowly started to introduce them to the outside. But anytime she left a window open, they would come right back in. So she started leaving some food for them on the front porch and that seemed to appease them. Now a couple years later, all 4 of them have mates and several kids each, and their kids are starting to have babies. And all of them still come to her front porch. Even the “grandkids” will come to her and climb all over her and eat out of her hand. And a couple days ago she decided to make a table and some chairs for them just as a joke, but they actually love it!
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Neuroscience has advanced to the point that, for a fee, one can remove or cloud unpleasant memories. We are unable to change and create memories, but regretful, traumatizing, or otherwise harmful memories can be removed or be rendered harmlessly vague.
It’s not long before some people decide to remove the memory of receiving sensitive information that they wished they hadn’t acquired. others go as far as forgetting potentially dangerous secrets of their own.
What secrets do you hide from yourself?
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