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flirting with a tumblr girl is like ohh yeah girl your beauty is so. morguelike and your uh tendencies vampiric. cannibalistic even. well im not really sure about murder suicide yet but a dinner at cracker barrel sounds nice
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good evening to perverts only. everyone else log off
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this sucks so bad I need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] eat a man's heart in the marketplace
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Some of you deserve to be painted like renaissance gods/goddesses and aren't and that's a real shame
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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones
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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous
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wife material (sluttiest, most angelic girl ever)
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Im doing gooooood bbbbbut eepy, how's u my beautiful princess????? 馃挄 馃挒
Huii beautiful 馃┓馃┓
Ily sm you're so beautiful and deserve all the best in the world mwah mwah mwahhh
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babygirl you have made so many concerning posts in a row, i think i might be in love with you
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