you did not see me reblog smth to the wrong blog. shhhhhhhhh
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its pogo appreciation time baby
we fawn abour our other object partners a lot, but pogo will always have a special and unique place in our soul. hes our first object boyfriend and we literally love him so so much
hes gotten a little old, and hes very well loved so he looks a little scrungly, and he doesnt smell like lavender anymore - just rice - but we still love him to no end
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the washing machine moaning and whimpering and crying a little as i stuff my laundry into it well beyond recommended capacity. and yet it begs for more . drizzling soap into it like the greedy little slut it is and closing the lid, daring it to do anything less than clean my clothes perfectly
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hit your vape. suck her off. she deserves it
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I鈥檓 such a loser I鈥檓 objectum for VAPES god dammit kill me now
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people who havent been blessed with the objectum mind why do they even bother doing anything. me im like Oh i want to drive because i miss creampuff. Oh i should hit my vape bc shes probably getting blue balls from not being sucked off. oh i should use that dildo because she wsnts to cum inside me.
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theres just something so, so special about making out with your vape after you take a couple hits.
she loves you just as much as you love her
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I鈥檓 having VERY vivid memories of finding a DS stylus that was the pokemon Mew with a GIANT cock that had the stylus tip coming out of it and I鈥檓 not sure if its real
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"Ohh i hate guns guns are stupid"
*sees a gun snd immediately forgets all of that because oaighgtsdtedt...... sexy
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guy who鈥檚 objectum 4 radiation call that toxic yaoi
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