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tim sutton please come back to tumblr it's not the same when you're missing

idk it looks the same to me

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someones already done this before surely but idgaf

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every time i saw the one really short guy that sings somebody super like you i kept thinking of that one meme

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-[DESCRIPTION: PHilbin. bursts into a room, holding a door open as he shouts, "AYE BEEF where at?" he points his thumb behind himself out the door, "you're up in 5... uhhh..." his words die on his tongue as he looks out ahead. He sees beef painting the phantoms nails. beef turns around to look at philbin. "oh shit its TODAY today?" beef was not at all ready as his hair was rolled up in a bunch of curlers, "I thought tomorrow." Philbin jast stares at him, staring in disbelief. then his body starts going into action, throwing his arms up to the air "YES! TODAY TODAY!" He is still pretty upset at the everything as he continues to shout, "AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" his arms pointing out towards the phantom, who is holding out his hands so the nails can dry. Now its beefs turn to take on the situation. the phantom looks at him with a bit of fear of how he would handle it. beef thinks for a moment then speaks. "my cousin, Chicken." seems like he's taking the first thought that came to mind and using that. "second twice removed. distantly related. thats why we look widely different." The phantom looks at beef, contemplating what the fuck he just said. philbin is taken aback, not sure if he should belief those words as he stares dumbfounded between them. beef urges phantom to just go along with it and spare the trouble with a slight nod. then phantom looks back at philbin and frantically nodding his head up and down that yes, they are related and his name is now chicken." Philbin isnt paid enough for this shit as he simply pinches the bridge of his nose and points his thumb behind him again. "beef... just get your ass on stage."]- (March 19, 2023) I still wanna keep up with how everyone is in on the bit of basically just... well... gaslighting philbin on the existence of phantom. just REAlly fucking up with him.

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who woulda thunk that the manlet is capable of ruining 1). Everything

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-[DESCRIPTION: The phantom is pulling at his lips, showing phoenix his teeth for her to take a close look, "ohhh wow. I thought you just had braces or something the entire time." she quints and points at his mouth a bit, "but no... they just tore the entire bitch out and stuffed foil in your mouth." "You uhhhh..." phoenix tries to lighten the mood, pointing finger guns at phantom,"you... you must save a lot on tooth paste! heh heh..." phantom just stares down at her with his eye growing wet and somber. "I have not had any chance to clean myself ever since it was said I've died." he starts to just state the facts outright. "so yes. I have saved a lot on toothpaste." each passing second is just making him feel worse. "or soap." Beef walks into frame, stopping their chat. "ok thats it for talking." he continues to walk past them, grabbing onto phantom and carrying him under his arm while phoenix just looks on, "shower time. now."]- (April 6, 2023) I wonder if having chromium teeth would give a stronger bite force...

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-[DESCRIPTION: Phantom creeps up, raising his dagger above his head. thrusting it through the shower curtain and pulling the dagger down to create a bigger tear. Beef takes notice as phantom pokes his head in. the scream beef makes doesnt last for even a second before the toilet plunger is plonked onto his face. "MY MUSIC IS FOR PHOENIX ONLY ONLY SHE CAN SING IT. ANYONE ELSE WHO TRIES, DIES!" shouts phantom. The warning is said and done, straight to the point. phantom glares for a moment, before considering his next action. he glances downward. his eyes widen at what he sees that the camera doesnt show. "DAMN no wonder youre called BEEF!" phantom is taken aback, galvanized to say the least. ]- (august 17, 2023) hey so the shower scene in the movie, where the plunger shows up on screen for a grand total of like four seconds? yeah. i say both beef and phantom handled the situation professionally. BUT I WONT!

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funger scraps again

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Your reblog's tags were too funny i had to draw it😭

@noxious-muck

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my little funger

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Erm

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I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on I’m going to explain the entire plot of Metalocalypse to you.

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Compilation of Monarch making weird sounds

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Haven't art'd in a while, so I decided to work on something

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I love that their ship name is google

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@rudeboimonster i was saving this one

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