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iwtv is great because sam reid was like “ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being lestat” and eric bogosian was like “the most erotic experience of my life was watching a dracula play and I want someone to bite my neck” and assad zaman was like “i think I should get to have a threesome with both daniels” and no one stopped them and jacob anderson didn't say any of that but he did deliver a performance too good for the emmys

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Whenever Louis gets really mean it’s not because he’s tapping into his true vampiric self, it’s actually him channeling the hating ass spirit of his mother.

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armand is so funny because he really said "after my situationship with lestat i spent 150 years being afraid to love again... until he came into my life.. lestat's ex husband..."

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires

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it’s the same photo

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missing that bastard, lestat de lyingcunt or whatever his name is

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Daniel Molloy making fun of telenovelas only to discover he’s got an amnesia plotline

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If Lestat ‘you swam the Mississippi to find me’ de Lioncourt ever finds out how obsessed Louis has been with him in the intervening years, to the point he was hallucinating musical numbers while on a date with another man, he will think that the attempted murder was almost worth it.

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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Can you explain this gap in your blog history

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people theorising on when lestat wrote that letter to louis girls let's be for real it was within 24 hours of turning him

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pretty privilege is real and its what kept louis de pointe du lac alive his entire life, charming the most powerful gayboy vampires into being his personal sluts

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in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

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yeah there's sucking and fucking on iwtv but nothing on it is gayer than three old bitchy queens sniping at each other every episode