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I didn't really know how to divide the categories but I tried my best.
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BUDDIE TOUCHES: A SAGA
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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.
#nuance bc i got the 330s#which is like yeah okay not great#but i live in australia which was inhabited only by aboriginal tribes#and they know so much about how to have a good life#living off the land#i would be the only white person so like idk if that would do anything?#im trying desperately to think about this#i think my life would not be as convenient#but i think i could be okay#now if this was britain in the 330s that would suck#bc i know what britain was like in the 330s being an archaeologist and specialising in iron age and roman britain lmao#but idk about here
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I am thinking about fan fiction writers, but anyone who writes any kind of fiction can answer. (As far as I’m aware, non-fiction is usually written in the past tense - but if I’m wrong do let me know!)
If you like, explain why in the tags!
When I was young I gathered that all serious works of fiction were written in the past tense (past tense third person to be precise) so that is what i did when I started writing. However my mind was blown by the power and immediacy of Margaret Atwood writing in the present tense so I started to experiment with it myself, and now i strongly favour it. I get the impression that past is still the most commonly used, but I’m prepared to be surprised!
Please share!
#present 90% of the time#every now and then i stray into the past#but#i prefer immediacy and find it easier to build tension in the present
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#i am somewhat#it is this year so#idk#i live in australia though so it might be difficult - i went to school in the uk lmao#if it is around the time i am planning to be in the uk possibly
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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.
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in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.
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hey honest question, did anybody have GOOD stuff happen to them in 2024? cause it was really bad for me and for most people i know, so it would be nice to hear about anything that's been going WELL for any of you. even if it's small stuff. just to know there's light out there.
#i got my PhD!!!#Like fully finished it!#Im a Dr now!!#i also got my cats over from the uk to australia!
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RYAN GUZMAN as EDMUNDO "EDDIE" DIAZ & OLIVER STARK as EVAN 'BUCK' BUCKLEY 9-1-1 - S06 E04 · Animal Instincts
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What happened between 11:59 pm and 12:01 am 🤭
🔪🔪🔪в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪
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bachelor party buddie you will always be famous😌✨
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Breathe one, two, three, take all of me, so good (It's so good, it's so good)
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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you
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