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mint hurts because why

There are four main types of painful food:

Menthol (Mint): Feels cold

Capsaicin (Pepper): Feels hot

Carbonation: Feels fizzly

Alcohol: Feels like stinging

These foods all existed in balance, until the carbonation attacked.

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Ahhh, tumblr, I miss it every day. I wish it still were around.

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terezis for your soul

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

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gonna doxx an alter

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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

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I have the flu. Long covid has always exacerbated symptoms. But I also have a very big deadline at work coming up, like if I don't meet the deadline there will be a high likelihood I will be let go. Am also the sole caretaker of three disabled people with very specific dietary needs (both parents diabetic with kidneys on the verge of failure and a very autistic sister who is very easily frustrated) no longer have any food in our house. Only have 50 usd to last me until inprnt decides to pay me. In desperate need of help (again) as I can't take any more commissions due to how tight the deadline is at my other work and being.. sick. Would mean the entire world if anyone here blessed with a generous heart and disposable income could throw my family a few dollars for some food, rice, potatoes, eggs, anything that can help us survive until I get paid. Sorry, and thank you

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service industry is crazy they’ll be like nooo don’t call in sick just because you’re extremely sick and contagious, it’s the end of the world if you don’t come in and people will die. and your job is giving people pasta carbonara. you’ll live

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I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.

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here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling