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Sending hugs and love and appreciation! Stay healthy and hydrated
Thank you so much for your kindness. ♡ I appreciate the reminder, honestly.
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Impression of Alana about Levi: "There are Squirrels in my pants!!"
Alanna: I love that song! It's so catchy. S-I-M-P, squirrels in--
Alanna: ...
Alanna: I hate you so much.
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Let me pine in peace!
Call out post for @obaby-me who unironically loves otaku boys and for her oc Alana who loses all brain cells the second she sees Levi
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“You delete this post right now.”
Call out post for @obaby-me who unironically loves otaku boys and for her oc Alana who loses all brain cells the second she sees Levi
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Happy Birthday Diavolo! (and Happy Halloween too!)
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Solomon: You listen to me, you don’t threaten us, because we will fucking destroy you!
Solomon: We’ll skin you like a sprat, clean you out like a dirty chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead eyeballs!
Simeon:
Simeon: I cannot endorse that message, but I do acknowledge it.
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Read my heart
#obey me#obey me satan#oh the heart pupils is what got me swooning#i love heart pupils#they do things to me#like make me so so soft
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Oh no they’re hot
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omg the fourth one looks so cute 🥺💖
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wangs
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smooches to you
they’re welcoming you!! :D
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Ngl Simeon's outfit now looks almost plain compared to the brothers
#obey me#obey me simeon#now that you say it#a little bit#but he's still just so so so pretty#and those shoulders#i'd die to kiss them
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42 + mammon?
ofc ❤
“MC. Oi, MC. Quit ignoring me!”
“Baby, I’m busy… this assignment is due tomorrow. Give me another hour, ‘kay?” You sigh, massaging your temples as you stare blankly at the screen in front of you.
“Ughh… c’mon, who cares about some dumb assignment when you have THE Great Mammon right here?!” the demon replies. He scuffs the ground with his shoe. “I mean, it’s not like I miss you, but… just hurry it up so you can hang out with me, already!”
You can’t help but chuckle, shaking your head to yourself and blinking to refocus on the increasingly dull work in front of you. Mammon shifts behind you, and you hear his footsteps slowly approaching you from behind; you pay him no heed, opting to type a few more words of your essay. As you change tabs to add to your growing list of citations, you feel a warm weight against your back as arms slide around your middle, caging you between your chair and Mammon’s hold.
Wordlessly, the demon presses a kiss to your throat, mouth lingering on your skin as the gentle fanning of his breath sends a shiver rippling down your spine. When you don’t react, Mammon places a kiss to your jaw, another to your cheek, and then your temple, each kiss growing sharper and shorter as he keens for attention.
“Hey! You’re the only human I’d give all these kisses to, and you’re not even appreciating ‘em!” Mammon complains, and you feel his chest rumble through your back.
You smile, blinking several times as you stare at your work, futilely trying to ignore the attack of kisses Mammon was peppering to your warm cheeks. Giggling, you squirm in his arms and feel him smirk against your skin as he continues his assail.
“Fine, you win,” you eventually relent through peals of laughter, and Mammon unhooks himself from you just long enough for you to leave your seat before his arms lock around you again, hauling you to the bed.
“About time,” he grumbles, collapsing back onto the mattress and dragging you down with him despite your yelp. “I mean, it’s not like ya could ignore the Great Mammon’s attention for long, but jeez, ya coulda given up sooner.” Mammon’s mouth curls into a small pout. “I mean, I’m more important than ya stupid homework!” he reminds you. “Right?” he tentatively tacks on, expression wavering.
“Of course you are,” you answer easily, swinging your leg over his hip and pressing a soft kiss to his pout. When you draw back his face is red, but his eyes are bright.
“R-right!” he enthuses. “Now- get back down here. It’s about time you paid me some attention, for a change!”
You grin, and lean in to kiss him again.
#obey me#obey me mammon#this big baby#i love him so much#i'll give him all the love and the attention he could want#and then some
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I couldn't but draw this on the impact of so much!!! Goodbye, my holiday😹
* English is not my first language. If you find a strange word, please let me know.🙇*
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Heaven got no nipples but it made of shoulder
And I like that
You underestimate my appreciation for the male titty.
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Demon Files: Case NO. 1 - NIP NOPS
Reports surrounding the “Rub that Lamp” event have indicated that there is fair reason to believe the demon, Mammon, possesses nip nops.
Exhibit A:
The nip nop is clearly visible in this image but the question still remains: Is Mammon the only demon that has nips??
Lets take another look at the information we have so far.
Based on the previous sleep event it is also clear that Lucifer possesses nip nops, a fact which is evident from the following images:
That leaves our investigation between brothers 3-7
Now, Levi rarely shows a lot of skin EXCEPT for the recent picture available from the group chat (courtesy of Mammon)
From this image its plain to see that no nip nops are present.
Moving on to the fourth eldest, Satan, the results from our lab were inconclusive. Due to his nature of holding his hand against his chest and the unrevealing choice of clothing, nip nops could not be accurately detected.
For Asmodeus and Belphegor, our results were just as unsuccessful. Due to interference from clothing nip nops could not be detected.
That leaves us with Beelzebub. Sadly our test results have concluded that Beel does not possess nips.
Our first piece of evidence comes from the current event:
Not a single nip was found.
Our second piece of evidence comes from one of the earliest group chats in the game:
A beautiful set of pecs and abs however no nip nops in sight.
With all of this information it would be most accurate to assume that only the two strongest of the brothers (Lucifer and Mammon) are powerful enough to have nip nops. This concludes Demon Files: Case No. 1
#obey me#obey me group#give us the nip nops solmare#thank you op for the work you've done#truly you are a hero among our people
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Mammon: CAN I GET A HELL YEAH??
Lucifer, irritated: I don't know, can you?
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