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You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

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Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”

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Gustave Doré’s “Andromeda” (1869) as Alecto The Ninth from The Locked Tomb

canonically inaccurate but we’re here for the vibes

photographic prints here

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love the "oh. oh." moment in fics as much as the next person but can i also advocate for "stay?" reaching out to grasp for their wrist. the surprise, the anticipation, the acceptance... a confession disguised as a request.

so fucking good

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the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

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hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

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White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

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couple detailed fullbody commission for @fearfulqueerful of their AU karkat and Dave, this was such a cute and fun piece to work on! His freckles glow people! His freckles glow.

✨(commission info)(kofi)(redbubble)✨

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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they’ll each other out and I’ll be fine

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The law of transgender equivalent exchange: The number of bright-haired lesbians and completely average straight dudes in grey hoodies will always remain equal, as whenever one transitions to the other, someone else is transitioning to the opposite direction.