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Him: I’m in public.

Me: Anyway, here are my titties.

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It is

Ride it like it’s yours 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

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Thinking of the library scene from the animated Beauty and the Beast.

He's so freaking adorable and excited. He's so excited to give this girl a gift and he really really hopes she likes it.

You just know that the "close your eyes - it's a surprise" was completely spur-of-the-moment too, as he's starting to open the door when he suddenly stops and goes "But first you have to close your eyes." Like, he was about to open the door and lead her in, but then thought wait, but this would be so fun.

And she lets him lead her in... Not only does she do as he asks (and GOOOOD the way he waves a paw in front of her face to make sure she's not peeking and then that SMILE...) but she allows him to take her hands, and she allows him to draw her into the room. She's completely trusting of him, she's not hesitant or resisting, she has no problem closing her eyes and allowing a monster to not only touch her, but to guide her steps without bringing her into possible danger. And she still doesn't peek until he says so - she just eagerly asks if she can look now, but she listens when he says not yet.

And then just that eager, anxious smile he has during the entire rest of the scene, you know he's so hopeful even before he asks "You like it?" and he's so pleased with himself and god damn this movie makes me soft.

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😏😏😏

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🤣🤣🤣

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Sometimes it’d be nice to be wanted for more than just sexual reasons

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creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies creampies

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Don’t get me wrong I’m really fucking smart…but when it comes to sex I become a dumb whore

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oh to be wearing each other's initials on heart shaped necklaces

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You couldn’t even if you tried 😈😈😈

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😏😏😏

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You got nothing on Mr Pink🤣🤣🤣

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