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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
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I need to get sandwiched between two people that share me like prey.
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me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*
my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you
the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting
me: *whispers something to my knight again*
my knight: no
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We are actually really nice tho come say hi 👋 ☺️
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the incentive program for my loyal maids has taken an unexpected turn
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*feels another hyperfixation taking hold of me* ruh roh raggy
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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A princess who is going to be in an arranged marriage runs away. She cuts her hair and pretends to be a man. However, she runs into the prince who was going to get married to her. He also ran away, and he is pretending to be a woman. They instantly recognize each other.
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tom walker ran a challenge for people to post vids of themselves watching his stream in the weirdest ways possible, and after all the 'turning the stream into ascii frame by frame and printing it out' and 'radioing it to a 1980s walkman' entries, this one took me out at the fucking knees
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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darkwood fans did we know this was happening. Is there anyone out there
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Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь
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